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If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink
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If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink
Why is it so different when I say something like that compared to when Jesus says it ??


Shy
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#2
RE: If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink
Yeah, you should probably only say that to close friends or complete strangers.
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RE: If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink
Hee hee
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RE: If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink
Sexist Big Grin
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RE: If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink
that's a startling implication !!
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink
Cuz jesus never said shit but you might give a fellow a beer?
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RE: If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink
(July 30, 2017 at 8:36 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Why is it so different when I say something like that compared to when Jesus says it ??


Shy

You don't use stupid old-timey language like whoever says 'unto'.

Don't know how many fucking times I have to say it on so many threads around here, the identity of a speaker or writer is irrelevant, only the content and its merits or lack thereof matter. But since their religion hinges on him being special, the Jeebusites can't divorce the man from the words others put in his mouth.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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RE: If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink
(July 30, 2017 at 8:36 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Why is it so different when I say something like that compared to when Jesus says it ??
Shy

Because being the perverted anomaly of nature that you are, it paints a completely different picture in our heads! {spits}
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink
(July 30, 2017 at 8:36 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Why is it so different when I say something like that compared to when Jesus says it ??


Shy

Because we know it's not water you are offering. Big Grin
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RE: If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink
(July 31, 2017 at 7:14 am)Nymphadora Wrote:
(July 30, 2017 at 8:36 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Why is it so different when I say something like that compared to when Jesus says it ??


Shy

Because we know it's not water you are offering. Big Grin

 Jesus wasn't offering water either, He was offering the water of life, His sacrifice for mankind, trust in what He did and will do for all believers.

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God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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