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You guys made this thread sexy without me!?

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I want to be the +1 in the 69+1

(September 22, 2014 at 9:47 pm)Losty Wrote: :o
You guys made this thread sexy without me!?

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I want to be the +1 in the 69+1

Present or not, you are the guardian harlot of all threads that get sexy.

I say if the rupture happens we all get together for a giant orgy. And if it doesn't, we still have a giant orgy anyways...

I need a clarification.

Would the rapture or end of the world be scheduled according to eastern daylight time, Greenwich meantime? Solar time in Jerusalem? Or some September 25 on a clendar the professor created for god and which he could not disclose to us?

So, I'm a little late to the party I see. And it looks like you guys had most of the fun without me (except for the orgy thing)
A fundy giving us all the ammunition we could want for YEARS, and here I am, woefully unprepared. Well here's my reaction regardless.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WOAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA T
THE END IS NEAR BROTHERS- HAHAHAHA- REPENT, REPENT!!!!

I got to the fucking date and gave up on the intro. Holy shit, can't wait til the 25th now!

The antichrist can't be revealed on the world scene until the "restrainer" is first removed. The Christian status quo on this is that the "restrainer" is the Holy Spirit occupying the bodies of born again believers in Jesus Christ. From the scriptures, it is derived that the "harpazo" or (rapture) will be the event which takes away these temples who were fighting the good fight, doing the work of The Lord, that hindered the final carrying out of the enemy. However, it is not to be misunderstood that the omnipresence of God is dimenished for many after the rapture will turn and be saved. Even though no one knows the exact date for this, we do know when it is imminent for the scriptures say that God will deal with those who see the hammer coming, more harshly if they do not warn the people. And we're telling you the hammer is dropping, the AC is here, and the "labor pains" of 2Thess are speeding up and they will not let up until the birth. Please turn to Jesus Christ, the scriptures say that "today is the day of salvation "

The end is always near with these dickheads.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dat...tic_events

I really like those, but that's a little but too much panty for me hehe. I prefer panties with less coverage.

(September 23, 2014 at 12:14 am)RobZombi Wrote: The antichrist can't be revealed on the world scene until the "restrainer" is first removed.

This sounds more like Dungeons and Dragons. I wonder if the restrainer could be removed with a Sword of Invincibility?

Robert Zombi,

You're scaring the shit out of me. I'm ready to accept Jesus out of fear. Does that matter? How do I go about this?