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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(October 4, 2014 at 11:45 am)professor Wrote: Lm, of course you can live the same way as myself (and most of the Church, for that matter).
I hope you do live like that, because it means you are being productive and beneficial.

But you know how far out I am, and I consider missing the undertaker one of the greatest privileges anyone can shoot for.
And we don't get it because of our good performance because all of us fall short.
We get it by trust (another word for faith) and obedience.

I'm not sure you understood my drift. Here's a more simplified picture:

You: After rapture, I'll be gone because... (highly baseless speculative thinking only a delusional creature would ever believe).

ME: After death, Ill be gone. PERIOD.
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(October 4, 2014 at 10:52 am)Stimbo Wrote: I've had lots of people defriending me on Facebook lately, but that's got less to do with any rapture than my being a selfish, miserable twat. YMMV, however.

You are a wonderful human being and your real friends will continue to love and support you Heart
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
I know and believe me I truly appreciate it. The conversations I've had with some of you via Facebook are testament to that. I just wish I could thank you in person; which might not be as difficult as it seems, the way things are shaping.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(October 4, 2014 at 10:43 am)Chas Wrote: "Nazus"?

And life is just a series of mistakes from which you learn nothing, isn't it.

Oh come on don't be pissed, I just wanted to tease you with a few badly formed singulars and plurals.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(October 4, 2014 at 3:05 pm)Alex K Wrote:
(October 4, 2014 at 10:43 am)Chas Wrote: "Nazus"?

And life is just a series of mistakes from which you learn nothing, isn't it.

Oh come on don't be pissed, I just wanted to tease you with a few badly formed singulars and plurals.

Sorry - didn't catch the humor. My bad.
Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
Science is not a subject, but a method.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(September 11, 2014 at 6:59 pm)professor Wrote: The hard part (and I mean sweating-hard) for myself was making the decision to get off the throne of my own life and placing the real king there. The King who died in my place.
THAT is entering the Ark.

Do you realize that the Revised Standard Version of the Bible does not make it very easy to believe in the ascension, trinity and crucifixion of the Christ, much less in him dying for the sins of men. You're telling me what the apostles of Christ interpolated...I wish to know what the Master has to say. Where does the Master say any of this in the Bible?
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
Is this still going?

We're into October now and I haven't seen any floating Christians yet.

Okay, so that's not entirely accurate. I nad a guy brought into work last week who claimed to be a Christian and he was high as a kite, but in a different way.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(October 8, 2014 at 2:13 pm)Beccs Wrote: We're into October now and I haven't seen any floating Christians yet.
I'm sure that somewhere out there, there's an islamic extremist with a wading pool who is making the same lament.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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Hey! I remember this thread! Remember the professor? Ha! Guy was priceless.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
The Prof has been quiet as of late.
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