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Ban the loser above you.

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Ban the loser above you.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
October 8, 2014 at 10:56 pm
Banned because I have to go to work.

Goodnight, all.

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Losty Offline
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
October 8, 2014 at 10:57 pm
1) lmfao no no a mattress is a part of a bed. The soft part you lie on. You're thinking of a Mistress.

2) banned because Losty is all slave. Not even a drop of Mistress in this little slut Wink Shades
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
October 8, 2014 at 11:12 pm (This post was last modified: October 8, 2014 at 11:13 pm by Violet.)
Banned for not letting the mattress rest.

(October 8, 2014 at 10:49 pm)Losty Wrote: Banned for being the scariest thing to ever hold my heart so gently. Your icy cold touch only strengthens my love for you.

Curious... does Losty want for the frigid touch of the dead... or for the cold embrace of death herself? Thinking
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
October 8, 2014 at 11:23 pm
Banned for failing to also invoke ghastly medusa spider venom that turns people into statues
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
October 8, 2014 at 11:37 pm
(October 8, 2014 at 10:56 pm)Beccs Wrote: Banned because I have to go to work.

Goodnight, all.

Goodnight Heart
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
October 8, 2014 at 11:39 pm
(October 8, 2014 at 11:23 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Banned for failing to also invoke ghastly medusa spider venom that turns people into statues

That'd be the eyes, buddy...

As for Losty: banned for not even including a ban in your previous post. I mean, I get that spiders are gross and all... but you've got a freaking HAMMER.

It's hammer time! Losty, WACK WACK.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
October 8, 2014 at 11:43 pm
(October 8, 2014 at 11:39 pm)Alice Wrote:
(October 8, 2014 at 11:23 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Banned for failing to also invoke ghastly medusa spider venom that turns people into statues

That'd be the eyes, buddy...

As for Losty: banned for not even including a ban in your previous post. I mean, I get that spiders are gross and all... but you've got a freaking HAMMER.

It's hammer time! Losty, WACK WACK.

I have a big strong German who will handle spiders for me.
I don't deal with spiders. Ever. No.

Banned for eating the cake and drinking tea on my unbirthday.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
October 8, 2014 at 11:47 pm
Banned for not embracing the giant spider that guides the pope and ignoring the Gelgamek Catholics too
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
October 8, 2014 at 11:49 pm (This post was last modified: October 8, 2014 at 11:51 pm by Violet.)
Banned for coming to this forum through the parking garage to the south of us... you could have died, man: what were you thinking?

(October 8, 2014 at 11:43 pm)Losty Wrote: I have a big strong German who will handle spiders for me.
I don't deal with spiders. Ever. No.

But you don't have a little Aryan girl whose very presence repels arachnids and insects and rodents alike... on pain of instantaneous death as they cross the threshold into your place of residence.

Quote:Banned for eating the cake and drinking tea on my unbirthday.

I am eating crab cake, and drinking a virgin bloody mary. I don't care what day this is for you, until the very day of your death.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
October 9, 2014 at 12:33 am
Banned for bovial butt buttered bilious and boisterous banter.
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