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Gay physician is best ANP :D

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Ooh, could I have maybe a little perrier, and perhaps a croissant-maybe a little shredded cheese on the salad? Thanks ^_^
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How about a knuckle sandwich. No, not for me, sir... for the lady. What?! No... I am not a goddamn wife beater! And... and you know what? Fuck this restaurant. Come, Charlotte, we're leaving. You dare defy me, woman?!
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Hello Alice, I was just starting to miss you, and there you go: reminding me of why I don't. I'd like something to drin-NOT poison, in fact, just... forget it. Got anything canned? Yeah, I'll have that... no no, no spices. Thank you.
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Gay physician is best ANP :D
Violet Offline
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Gay physician is best ANP :D
October 24, 2014 at 1:44 am (This post was last modified: October 24, 2014 at 1:52 am by Violet.)
There Alice was... in the waiting room, and filled with dread. Waiting, waiting, waiting... fidgeting, definitely not masturbating, squeamish-like... *grimace* oh, love that name... yes yes, it's me, I know I know, here's my ID... this is gonna suck...

Middle-aged black nurse leads Alice back into the oddly solitary-cell-shaped tiny room... concerning. Settle... gather every detail, we can't afford to jeopardize this... it's probably going to be some curmudgeonly old menopausal bitch... 'Eric'? Hah, perhaps a bitterly conservative old man... be ready, Alice... have to get out of this with my hormones...

Door opens! Oh, nurse again. Sure sure, pump my arm, STILL HEART, STILL! Relax... feign it. Show their evil "device" no fear. Report is healthy, hah, fool machine! Yup yup, I'm in near-perfect health... she leaves, *breathes out*, waiting again... all this waiting could drive a girl insane...

* Violet plays peekaboo with her friends.

Heehe Tiny Tiger I got you again... but no... enough games. This is too important for such distraction. Come on in, old man... bring out your best: Alice is waiiiiting sooooo patiently... she's ready for you... the doorknob, it turns! IT TURNS! Calm, look calm, smile Smile He can suspect nothing.

He's young? He speaks O___O He's gay. No... he's the gayest man I've ever met. Woah.

* Violet has a relatively 'relaxed' doctor's experience, and is much more open (to a point)... still gets exactly the amount prescribe she says she's been on Big Grin (and two more refills than she needs for the three month period ahead of her O__o)

He also recommended Alice to a therapist. More as a preference for Alice's longterm self care than anything. He is fabulous doctor, Alice appreciates him; Alice will see this doctor again.

Alice also likes her therapist. Alice is keeping a journal... which is actually a lot of fun, since her life isn't as boring as everyone else's lives, no no: yes Big Grin

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I'm the bestest most wriggly worm in all the world Tiger
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Gay physician is best ANP :D
October 24, 2014 at 1:47 am
First person pos is better
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Gay physician is best ANP :D
October 24, 2014 at 1:48 am
ROFLOL


You're the best!
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psychoslice Offline
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RE: Gay physician is best ANP :D
October 24, 2014 at 1:51 am
And your cute.
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Violet Offline
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RE: Gay physician is best ANP :D
October 24, 2014 at 1:57 am (This post was last modified: October 24, 2014 at 2:00 am by Violet.)
(October 24, 2014 at 1:51 am)psychoslice Wrote: And your cute.

The wonder that is estrogen. I'm a ball of eternal happiness and cheer again!

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Well... better than before. I was mildly irritated with my brother for setting up my therapy appointment before I could tell if it was all gonna get better with just the inclusion of the happy hormone Dodgy

But: it all worked out Tiger
(October 24, 2014 at 1:47 am)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: First person pos is better

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(October 24, 2014 at 1:48 am)Minimalist Wrote: You're the best!

Thankee, yankee Big Grin

And I'm not even taking your tax dollars to do it Wink
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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