Banned for being mainstream
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Current time: November 14, 2024, 3:32 pm
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Ban the loser above you.
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Banned because I missed the lot of you.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Banned for being a star
Banned for being a nebula.
Banned for an all too nebulous definition
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." (November 21, 2014 at 6:26 pm)Losty Wrote:(November 21, 2014 at 6:01 pm)oukoida Wrote: Banned because I missed the lot of you. Been messing around the physiology and biochemistry labs, going to class, studying, losing my hair... Got an exam in two weeks, and 3 more coming after Christmas. But I'm not complaining. I'm glad to be back *breaks down and cries*
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Banned for not banning.
freedomfromfallacy » I'm weighing my tears to see if the happy ones weigh the same as the sad ones.
Ban for banning a man who is in obvious need of some tlc.
Banned because what is a TLC?
freedomfromfallacy » I'm weighing my tears to see if the happy ones weigh the same as the sad ones.
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