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Toilet Cleaner
#21
RE: Toilet Cleaner
(December 1, 2014 at 11:59 am)Stimbo Wrote: Nothing wrong with starting at the bottom. It's a niche market, I grant you; and the pay stinks. But you get the chance to bring down the cistern from the inside; the very bowels of the movement. Not to mention the opportunities for promotion are not to be sniffed at - after all, if you can keep from going clean round the bend, the only way is up and you get to go home, head held high, flushed with the knowledge of a big job well done.

Holy crap you're good at this shit! You deserve a punnery award!
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#22
RE: Toilet Cleaner
(December 4, 2014 at 5:46 pm)Rayaan Wrote:
(December 1, 2014 at 11:59 am)Stimbo Wrote: Nothing wrong with starting at the bottom. It's a niche market, I grant you; and the pay stinks. But you get the chance to bring down the cistern from the inside; the very bowels of the movement. Not to mention the opportunities for promotion are not to be sniffed at - after all, if you can keep from going clean round the bend, the only way is up and you get to go home, head held high, flushed with the knowledge of a big job well done.

Holy crap you're good at this shit! You deserve a punnery award!

Meh, I'm unimpressed ... if it came down to a contest, I'd wipe him out.

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#23
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They have toilets?

We couldn't even get the water running in Iraq.
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#24
RE: Toilet Cleaner
(December 4, 2014 at 7:56 pm)Minimalist Wrote: They have toilets?

We couldn't even get the water running in Iraq.

Sad, really, what the place has become. The cradle of civilization is now one of the most uncivilized areas on the planet.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#25
RE: Toilet Cleaner
(December 4, 2014 at 7:28 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: Meh, I'm unimpressed ... if it came down to a contest, I'd wipe him out.

Hehe. Well, for sure, it's gonna get pretty nasty. It may not even go down too well ...

I'll keep my distance from you guys, in case I myself get caught up in the vortexing pile of humorous articulations.
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#26
RE: Toilet Cleaner
Once I get into the groove I can really let rip and run skidmarks around any challenger. Then we'll find out who floats to the top and who goes down the pan. Or do you have a yellow streak?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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