Toilet Cleaner

[Rayaan]

Nothing wrong with starting at the bottom. It's a niche market, I grant you; and the pay stinks. But you get the chance to bring down the cistern from the inside; the very bowels of the movement. Not to mention the opportunities for promotion are not to be sniffed at - after all, if you can keep from going clean round the bend, the only way is up and you get to go home, head held high, flushed with the knowledge of a big job well done.

Holy crap you're good at this shit! You deserve a punnery award!

[Thumpalumpacus]

Nothing wrong with starting at the bottom. It's a niche market, I grant you; and the pay stinks. But you get the chance to bring down the cistern from the inside; the very bowels of the movement. Not to mention the opportunities for promotion are not to be sniffed at - after all, if you can keep from going clean round the bend, the only way is up and you get to go home, head held high, flushed with the knowledge of a big job well done.

Holy crap you're good at this shit! You deserve a punnery award!

Meh, I'm unimpressed ... if it came down to a contest, I'd wipe him out.

[Minimalist]

They have toilets?

We couldn't even get the water running in Iraq.

[The Valkyrie]

They have toilets?

We couldn't even get the water running in Iraq.

Sad, really, what the place has become. The cradle of civilization is now one of the most uncivilized areas on the planet.

[Rayaan]

Meh, I'm unimpressed ... if it came down to a contest, I'd wipe him out.

Hehe. Well, for sure, it's gonna get pretty nasty. It may not even go down too well ...

I'll keep my distance from you guys, in case I myself get caught up in the vortexing pile of humorous articulations.

[Cyberman]

Once I get into the groove I can really let rip and run skidmarks around any challenger. Then we'll find out who floats to the top and who goes down the pan. Or do you have a yellow streak?