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Ban the loser above you.
RE: Ban the loser above you.
Banned because I haven't been on this thread for too long. And for putting the pot in the kettle. Now how are we supposed to smoke it?
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
You don't you boil it and slowly add other ingredients until you have special hard tack candy.

Banned because I don't know if that would work lol.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
Banned because it would be like making candy with tea Tongue

...I think
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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(December 13, 2014 at 1:23 pm)Losty Wrote: Banned for being cheap and easy...hmm...pot...kettle...meh oh well

"Daddy, I want it black!"

...

Anyway, banned because you ain't got no sugar tonight in yo tea. Lord bless this fine cuppa, there's a song for even that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPqT031SWT4
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
Banned for firing verbal missiles at deaf people.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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(December 13, 2014 at 3:38 pm)Tonus Wrote: Banned for firing verbal missiles at deaf people.

Banned for leaving out the best reason.

http://youtu.be/u6d8eKvegLI
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
Banned because we really ought paint it RED.

(December 13, 2014 at 3:38 pm)Tonus Wrote: Banned for firing verbal missiles at deaf people.

I wish I could ban you for it, but damn... at least someone has fucking ears, yeah?
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
Banned cause red is so yesterday.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
Red is indeed dead. Banned for not appreciating a fine gory mess when you slip into one!
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
Banned because it's not a fine gory mess until after I slip out.
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