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Ban the loser above you.
RE: Ban the loser above you.
(December 13, 2014 at 5:02 pm)Little lunch Wrote: Banned because it's not a fine gory mess until after I slip out.

Banned because dude: foreplay.

Eew.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
Banned because I would never forget foreplay my salacious succubus.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
(December 13, 2014 at 5:26 pm)Little lunch Wrote: Banned because I would never forget foreplay my salacious succubus.

Banned for ignoring foreplay, then. That, or cutting yourself another hole.

Somehow, no matter how much forplay one gets... that still doesn't feel very good.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
Banned because why would I cut myself another hole? Nine is enough.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
Nine? Banned for confusing me.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
(December 13, 2014 at 5:39 pm)whateverist Wrote: Nine? Banned for confusing me.

Banned for being confused by kindergarten counting

2 nostril
2 ear holes
2 lip sets
2 excrement exits
and one little belly button~
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
Banned cause
1 arsehole
1 peehole
2 nose holes
2 ear holes
1 mouth hole
2 eye holes
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
trepanation could provide more orifices if needed.
after the required banning, of course
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
Banned cause orifices is the plural of officer when your drunk. :-)
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
Very pleased to say my eyes are not yet holes.



Oh yeah, so banned for something.
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