I have a big WILLY! Huh huh huh.

I wonder how old he is? ?

From my calculations, I'm getting a range of 7 to 10.

Edit: never mind.

(December 18, 2014 at 7:37 am)robvalue Wrote: From my calculations, I'm getting a range of 7 to 10.

I'm 50. I look like I'm 40. I've been married 24 years and still scoring every 1-2 days. My wife adores me because I'm a man. You should try it. Being a man is a part of nature. When you fight your nature, you end up depressed. Man didn't rise to the top of the food chain to eat tofu and take orders from women.

I'm gonna just proceed as if alpha is just joking.

(December 18, 2014 at 9:10 am)alpha male Wrote:

(December 18, 2014 at 7:37 am)robvalue Wrote: From my calculations, I'm getting a range of 7 to 10.

I'm 50. I look like I'm 40. I've been married 24 years and still scoring every 1-2 days. My wife adores me because I'm a man. You should try it. Being a man is a part of nature. When you fight your nature, you end up depressed. Man didn't rise to the top of the food chain to eat tofu and take orders from women.

I'll therapeutically deal with the situation by converting all of his posts to Zapp Brannigan Memes





ok, ok, I'm stopping

Yes, fat, depressed, porn-loving losers try to tear down real men to make themselves feel better about their pathetic lives. Nothing new there.

(December 18, 2014 at 9:54 am)alpha male Wrote: Yes, fat, depressed, porn-loving losers try to tear down real men to make themselves feel better about their pathetic lives. Nothing new there.

I'm not trying to tear you down in the sense of shutting you up, bullying you or making you sad. If this attitude towards relationships makes your wife and you happy, I'm actually happy for you, although it is completely mind-boggling to me how anyone would find such a life enjoyable. What gets me is the part where you think everyone else should emulate your shtick, and the only explanation conceivable to you why anyone would not want to do that, is that everybody else must obviously be a sexless fat loser (*) living in their parent's basement watching porn all day, all the while you are talking to grown people with families and careers here. Really, all I'm trying to accomplish here is a shred of self-awareness on your part, and having some fun doing it
Usually I'd be angry at you for spreading such imho poisonous ideas about gender, but since your position is so ridiculously fringe in the world I live, I don't really feel the need to get agitated.
The fact that you feel such a dire need to show to us how swell your lifestyle is makes me wonder what troubles you that you can't simply take note of the fact that you are dealing with people who maybe find happiness in a more egalitarian way. Do you somehow have to suppress doubts that you are missing out on something in your life after all, by going on and on like this like a hare krishna saying rama rama?

(*) for clarification, imho there is nothing wrong with being sexless, fat, or watching porn.

Mom! More hot pockets!

(December 18, 2014 at 10:11 am)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Mom! More hot pockets!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGrSel-G9Wo