They didn't stand a chance. They didn't even make it 20 minutes. Today I am proud of my town.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lohfovc9Gp8

Was Shirley menstruating ??

Did she have a menstrual rag ???


(this is a serious question, check your Old Testament !!)

God Hates Pants FTW!!!

If Shirley was menstruating (and for IIRC, 8 days after) anything she touched was DEFILED.

(January 12, 2015 at 11:20 am)vorlon13 Wrote: If Shirley was menstruating (and for IIRC, 8 days after) anything she touched was DEFILED.

No becuz Jeebus came to rescue us form the LAW that he sed we hads to keep but not the parts we doesn't likes becuz He lurvs u and that's howcum ur going to Hell u godless sinner, Gawd Bles U, Mkaybye.

/Joe the Homeopathic Brain Surgeon

"Read a better book!" LOL

Priceless.

(January 12, 2015 at 5:27 am)Kitty Galore Wrote: They didn't stand a chance. They didn't even make it 20 minutes. Today I am proud of my town.

WBC was just helping bloster our "Keep Portland Weird" mantra alive and kicking.

Not as if we need their help...

Quote:Counter-protestors stuck around for a dance party in the Rose Quarter, complete with stage lights and speakers.

lol - nothing punches the Lord Jesus in the face like a dance party.

(January 12, 2015 at 12:24 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: WBC was just helping bloster our "Keep Portland Weird" mantra alive and kicking.

Obviously, WBC had no idea what they were getting themselves into when they chose Portland.

(January 12, 2015 at 11:37 am)Davka Wrote:

(January 12, 2015 at 11:20 am)vorlon13 Wrote: If Shirley was menstruating (and for IIRC, 8 days after) anything she touched was DEFILED.

No becuz Jeebus came to rescue us form the LAW that he sed we hads to keep but not the parts we doesn't likes becuz He lurvs u and that's howcum ur going to Hell u godless sinner, Gawd Bles U, Mkaybye.

/Joe the Homeopathic Brain Surgeon

As soon as Westboro invokes any of Leviticus, they become subject to ALL of Leviticus.

I think Shirley needs to be examined pelvically on a regular basis to determine if her periods are regular. Then, she can plan her temple schedule accordingly, and organize her cleaning of her DEFILED bed linens.

(January 5, 2015 at 11:57 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: So, I just found out Westboro Baptist Church is coming to town to protest at the Blazers-Magic game this Saturday.

Quote:According to a press release faxed to the [Portland newspaper Willamette Week] office, the Topeka-based ministry — known for picketing everything from the Holocaust Museum to the funeral of Ronnie James Dio — is planning to protest outside Moda Center this Saturday, Jan. 10. [...]

"The Portland Trail Blazers punched the Lord Jesus Christ in the face," reads the press release, which goes on to quote passages from the New Testament. "There was absolutely no reason for the Portland Trail Blazers to throw in their lot with the fags except to gratuitously kiss fag ass. The Portland Trail Blazers should REPENT and apologize to God."

Looks like Kitty and I have some point-and-laugh plans for this Saturday.

RONNIE JAMES DIO IS DEAD!!!!

WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkysjcs5vFU