I've never been any good at pulling anything. I always strike out.

'Love is a lie that cuts like a knife,
With its sorrows and faded blisses.
I go to a girl who asks naught of life,
Save wine and a drunkard's kisses.' - Robert E. Howard

Boru

(January 12, 2015 at 8:28 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I've never been any good at pulling anything. I always strike out.

Then strike out, dear Stimber... on your own. Get over here in one piece, and I'll treat you to some high fructose corn syrup.

Make it over in fewer than forty, and I'll give you Mr. Bun Bun. He'll always love you, and don't worry... even if you don't love him: you can always punch him. He likes it~

No. No punching Mr. BunBun
He's too cute

(January 12, 2015 at 11:44 pm)Losty Wrote: No. No punching Mr. BunBun
He's too cute

He is at that~

And therefore a perfect fit for Stimbo, who's been punched a time or two too often.

Come get him already...

I have no idea whether to be aroused or appalled right about now.

No, seriously Stimbo, the chicks here tear their panties of for a guy with an accent. Funny and sharp too? I'm not lying, you would have to let some down gently.

(January 13, 2015 at 3:05 am)Kitty Galore Wrote: No, seriously Stimbo, the chicks here tear their panties of for a guy with an accent. Funny and sharp too? I'm not lying, you would have to let some down gently.

You sure that's not just you? :p

Funny and sharp and lovie and sweet. Not to mention sexy. Kitty have you seen the accent tag video *swoon*

I'm not sure if letting them down gently would work and beating them off with his stick will only serve to excite them more

I have the opposite problem. I have to chain someone up long enough so that they can "get to know me". By that time, I have persuaded them that they don't want to leave. But maximum security at all times, just in case.