(January 15, 2015 at 5:21 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: That chick in the green top has a nice rack of lamb on her. I'll bet she's goin' to Mormon heaven.

Nah, Muslim Extremist heaven. they gotta get those virgins from somewhere, y'know?

(January 15, 2015 at 6:31 pm)Davka Wrote:

(January 15, 2015 at 5:21 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: That chick in the green top has a nice rack of lamb on her. I'll bet she's goin' to Mormon heaven.

Nah, Muslim Extremist heaven. they gotta get those virgins from somewhere, y'know?

Their holy book wasn't specific it said 72 virgins but it never mentioned gender...

(January 5, 2015 at 3:21 pm)Nope Wrote: I thought that Jesus said that no one would know the date of his return.

Yep. Which makes me think that the reason for the continuing attempts at figuring out a date is that the followers have become tired of waiting. It's like people waiting at the bus stop who keep taking a look down the road, as if they can will the bus into appearing. And since the Bible --like a lot of books-- has many numbers scattered throughout, there is no end to the ways you can manipulate those numbers to select a date not far from the present. And if nothing happens on the date in question, you just grab a few more numbers and start the game all over again.

So far, the number of predictions that have been correct is zero. And this is in spite of what may be hundreds (if not thousands) of such predictions over the past several hundred years. But if there's anything you learn from religious people, it's that being wrong doesn't even slow them down.

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(January 6, 2015 at 12:47 am)Drich Wrote: If it comes as the book of revelations says, then what is their to fear? Oh, that's right forgot which forum I was on for a sec.

Even so, if it plays out to where a blind deaf and dumb monkey can see what is going on, know that the tribulation is there to help those people who wanted "proof" all these years, with all the "proof" you can stand, and then some. Also know the great tribulation is to shake the last of the fruit loose from the tree that will be gathered up.

Meaning if it is as most of you say, that you need God to provide definitive proof, then you will have it. Just think. That if this did not happen before you died, the. You will have been lost for all eternity. But for you God does what he did for the captive jews in Egypt. After the ten plagues do you think anyone did not believe in the God of moses? No they all believed.

Now if proff is correct we all get to share a unique moment in time where you finally get what you have been supposedly A/S/K for..

"If"?

Trouble is, Drich old glove, the last unique moment he 'prof-esied' was about as far from unique you can get while still staying within the English language. Which was, of course, the latest and least in an embarrassingly long line of failures. How many more of these not-at-all-unique moments will it take before one of you armageddon merchants stands up and says "ok, enough is enough"?

(January 6, 2015 at 12:57 pm)professor Wrote: I posted about what I want because you guys are always saying how I, or people like myself are somehow bringing the end to pass or would join in on it if possible. Both false.
Sorry if you feel dirty.

If you wouldn't join in on it if possible, you might want to refrain from saying things like thsi:

"It can not happen fast enough for me."

OK Mister Agenda, I will refrain from expressing my outlook that way.
To put it in perspective, if someone says: "This day can't be over fast enough"-
that is what I mean.
I see the present time as the passing of the final moments of a bad very long day.
Kind of like a kid who knows a trip to Disneyland is tomorrow and can't wait for it.

*jingles his key ring in front of the professor*

Duzzum wantum? Yezzum does. Wook at 'em - shiny, shiny.

Boru

(January 17, 2015 at 7:18 pm)professor Wrote: I see the present time as the passing of the final moments of a bad very long day.
Kind of like a kid who knows a trip to Disneyland is tomorrow and can't wait for it.

If on September 10 2001 (my birthday) I had said "hey, I've heard that nearly three thousand people are going to die horribly tomorrow - I can't wait!", what would that say about me?

(January 17, 2015 at 7:18 pm)professor Wrote: OK Mister Agenda, I will refrain from expressing my outlook that way.
To put it in perspective, if someone says: "This day can't be over fast enough"-
that is what I mean.
I see the present time as the passing of the final moments of a bad very long day.
Kind of like a kid who knows a trip to Disneyland is tomorrow and can't wait for it.

Except a trip to Disneyland doesn't usually involve the torment and murder of millions of innocent people whose only apparent crime is not believing exactly as you do.

And if you can look forward to being elevated to heaven knowing that the cost will be borne by millions of others in order to satisfy your gods lust for blood and vengeance, then you're a pretty despicable person.

I can always count on you guys to lay the blame for the gross evil people do on God.

Spiritually blind, disregarders of moral right and wrong Christians (especially Black folk) voted for the False Messiah along with the liberal community.

When the crap hits the fan- don't blame God or whackos like myself.
You chose the devil and the devil you will get.

I would like to see the whole lot of humanity raptured and BHO with his buddy the pope left to blow farts on each other until their trip to the dumpster.
But it ain't gonna happen.
God did have a hand in the rise of BHO. But He gave the nation the choice and they choose WRONG.
Just as Barabbas the criminal was chosen over the Redeemer-
the nation chose the criminal and he will finish way worse than he began.