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RE: Ban the loser above you.
January 14, 2015 at 7:18 pm
Banned for thinking that is a bad thing.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
January 14, 2015 at 8:23 pm
Banned because Esquilax already called dibs on the 5 demonstrations when I called for people to form a line so I could prove sucking cock wasn't a bad thing.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
January 14, 2015 at 9:01 pm
Banned for trying to market a "gatling gun pill dispenser" for people who are both sickly and lazy.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
January 14, 2015 at 9:05 pm
Banned because I am neither sir. Wait a minute, I didn't think that through.
No, your right, carry on.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
January 24, 2015 at 1:28 pm
Banned for carrying on a gatling gun pill dispenser, and killing this thread!
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Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
January 24, 2015 at 3:03 pm
Banned because there's a friend of mine who's identical to Bob Dylan and another friend of mine who's identical to Joan Baez and I SO SHIP THEM but they live in different cities and don't know each other
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."