Minions... is that like mini onions? (That's shallot)

I love conspiracy theories over the weekends, please do continue.

I'm a minion? Damn it! I had bigger aspirations.

I'm gonna go break into someone's house and rearrange all their furniture.

(April 25, 2015 at 11:26 am)Stimbo Wrote: Minions... is that like mini onions? (That's shallot)

That shallot to swallow. 

You should listen to this song while reading my response. 

I agree with everything so far, even the shit that doesn't make sense.  Because as they told us in the Army "If you think you understand the problem, you haven't paid enough attention".  We're all just brainwashed minions and the ones who show any sign of sentience are duly thrown to the front lines.  I was only saved by my natural ability to feign being a complete boob.  We not safe and I'm running out of tin foil.

The tips of your shoelaces are called "aglets" and their true purpose is sinister. 

prof, what predictions of yours have actually come true in the past?

Yeah Rob, I hated to break it to you, but here is more bad news- you may be too smart even to be a lowly minion.
You aren't a Hollywood writer or performer on the side are you (which may give you a shot in the devil's ranks)?

The entertainment folk routinely give out subliminal and in-your face prophesy from the enemy.

Just as Jesus spoke in parables so His associates would get it, and the general pop. would not-
so the devil gives out his plans via hidden messages and will use anyone available to pass them out.

The "Initiates" (Masons, Elete, Satanists, New Agers, NWO) get it, but the stuff flies past the general pop.
This in itself is a mimicry of what God does.

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Jor, I had a grand failure last September about the Rapture which we had fun with here on AF.
I am not a prophet, I am a watchman in the night.
I tell what I see, and what is coming.
Everything is in place for the Finale.

(April 25, 2015 at 2:23 pm)professor Wrote: Yeah Rob, I hated to break it to you, but here is more bad news- you may be too smart even to be a lowly minion.
You aren't a Hollywood writer or performer on the side are you (which may give you a shot in the devil's ranks)?

The entertainment folk routinely give out subliminal and in-your face prophesy from the enemy.

Just as Jesus spoke in parables so His associates would get it, and the general pop. would not-
so the devil gives out his plans via hidden messages and will use anyone available to pass them out.

The "Initiates" (Masons, Elete, Satanists, New Agers, NWO) get it, but the stuff flies past the general pop.
This in itself is a mimicry of what God does.

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Jor, I had a grand failure last September about the Rapture which we had fun with here on AF.
I am not a prophet, I am a watchman in the night.
I tell what I see, and what is coming.
Everything is in place for the Finale.

I suspect you would benefit from anti-psychotic medication.