Granted. But now you lose all other knowledge.

I wish for a pony.

(September 8, 2010 at 5:18 pm)chasm Wrote: Granted. But now you lose all other knowledge.

I wish for a pony.

Granted but it's made of anti-matter

I wish my farts smelled like perfume, my poop are made of diamonds and i pee liquid gold, and doesn't hurt at all

Granted, but you are required to flush away the diamonds and gold anyway. Plus you lose your sense of smell so you can't smell the perfume.

I wish there was no daytime. Eternal darkness would be awesome.

Granted, you are now blind.

I wish I could come up with a witty wish.

(September 13, 2010 at 10:33 am)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: Granted, you are now blind.

I wish I could come up with a witty wish.

Granted but it would be granted entirely based on bad puns

I wish stupid people would be smarter

Granted, but smart people are now stupid.

I wish I had a fridge that restocked itself magically every time it was emptied.

Granted but now it fills itself with severed body parts.

I wish I could shave slime in a bottle.

(September 13, 2010 at 10:14 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: Granted but now it fills itself with severed body parts.

I wish I could shave slime in a bottle.

Granted but the bottle explodes and the debris flies into your face and mauls you. Also...a weird wish

I wish I could be ultimate dictator of the world!

Granted, but now the whole world hates you and wants your head, especially Muslims.

I wish women didn't have to wear clothes

Granted, but now none of them weigh less than 300 pounds.

I wish that people would stop being terribly ignorant, wake up to the world around them, and decide that it is time for a change.