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Favourite Rhetorical Questions
May 15, 2015 at 12:43 am
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I just read somewhere:
DOES A WOODEN HORSE HAVE A HICKORY DICK?”
I pissed myself laughing, hadn't heard it before.
What's your funny one?
PS, people are combining them now and say:
"IS THE BEAR CATHOLIC? or "DOES THE POPE SHIT IN THE WOODS?"
Here's mine:
Are the Kennedys' gun shy?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Favourite Rhetorical Questions
May 15, 2015 at 1:06 am
Does the Pope have lips ?
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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RE: Favourite Rhetorical Questions
May 15, 2015 at 3:15 am
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"Why am I talking to you?"
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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RE: Favourite Rhetorical Questions
May 15, 2015 at 7:13 am
"What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?"
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RE: Favourite Rhetorical Questions
May 15, 2015 at 8:24 am
What if there was no such thing as a rhetorical question ?
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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RE: Favourite Rhetorical Questions
May 15, 2015 at 8:58 am
What if God was one of us?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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RE: Favourite Rhetorical Questions
May 15, 2015 at 9:27 am
'If seagulls lived near the bay, would they be called bagels?'
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