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    Thread: Adam and Eve Saved the Environment
Post: RE: Adam and Eve Saved the Environment

Well, it's bloody, for one thing. The Bible's intricate design: Start off the OT with death, and then let the rest of the Bible tell the wondrous story of God playing with his new toy, death.
GodIsDead Religion 105 33709 July 26, 2013 at 9:18 am
    Thread: Wow
Post: RE: Wow

I like how make it sound like L.A. preachers are a special breed of preachers. That was more like a sample of what a preacher IS.
GodIsDead Christianity 13 3104 July 26, 2013 at 9:03 am
    Thread: Why passionate atheists are really fundamentalist Christians
Post: RE: Why passionate atheists are really fundamental...

I'm an unbeliever, so I have no idea what you're talking about. But that reminds me! I haven't made fun of the agnostics yet!
GodIsDead Humor 20 5027 July 25, 2013 at 5:46 am
    Thread: White people vs black people reaction to magic
Post: RE: White people vs black people reaction to magic

The difference is that one of the two races tips the magician, while the other sacrifices a cow to him. I can make this joke, I've pointed out Africa on a map before. Aaaand to pin me for racism, y...
GodIsDead Humor 3 2085 July 25, 2013 at 5:32 am
    Thread: Why passionate atheists are really fundamentalist Christians
Post: RE: Why passionate atheists are really fundamental...

Let me guess...atheist? I love it. Now I've offended both sides equally. I refuse to kiss asses, so I'll kick both of them. THIS IS EQUALITY.
GodIsDead Humor 20 5027 July 25, 2013 at 5:27 am
    Thread: Why passionate atheists are really fundamentalist Christians
Post: RE: Why passionate atheists are really fundamental...

i said 'passionate atheists', mind you. Gosh, lighten up, this is a humor thread, not a church. And here's another catchphrase: "SHOW THE EVIDENCE!"
GodIsDead Humor 20 5027 July 25, 2013 at 5:03 am
    Thread: Why passionate atheists are really fundamentalist Christians
Post: Why passionate atheists are really fundamentalist ...

They both have catchphrases. ("faith" = "reason") They both can't stand anyone else. Or each other. They both preach. Everywhere. They both think everyone else is crazy, either delusional or posses...
GodIsDead Humor 20 5027 July 25, 2013 at 2:00 am