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RE: Pick my new hairstyle contest
July 23, 2015 at 2:57 pm
(July 23, 2015 at 2:20 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: (July 23, 2015 at 2:17 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: Enjoy it while you have it. Then learn to love something else.
I would cry myself sick if I lost my hair. I don't think I could handle that.
A woman showed up in a wig and her coworker laughed saying, "That's not your hair."
Woman: How much you wanaa bet?
Man: fifty bucks.
so they gave the money to a by-stander to hold. Then the man snatched her wig off. As he reached for the money, the woman said "Just a minute." Then she reached into her purse and puled out a receipt.
Woman: It is mine. I paid for it.
She got the money.
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RE: Pick my new hairstyle contest
July 23, 2015 at 11:58 pm
I have a hairstyle similar to this one:
![[Image: 7f57408828e40b669fad6444923878b2.jpg]](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/7f/57/40/7f57408828e40b669fad6444923878b2.jpg)
but the top is so much longer, the sides are brown, and the top is a golden brown/blond-ish color.
I suppose you can try that.
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RE: Pick my new hairstyle contest
July 24, 2015 at 12:29 am
(July 21, 2015 at 7:28 pm)Minimalist Wrote: You must be joking. In 44+ years of marriage I have been programmed to say "that's nice" whenever I am asked the question "do you like my hair?"
Married just over year and this is gospel if I've ever heard it.
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RE: Pick my new hairstyle contest
July 24, 2015 at 4:59 am
HaHaHa ...
After 25 years, she hasn't asked me anything like that because my answer is always the same.
"Yeah, whatever! Just bloody hurry up, we're late again because you changed your clothes 5 times already!"
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RE: Pick my new hairstyle contest
July 24, 2015 at 5:06 am
![[Image: c401e06e8ef77e56fe9fb3827efc2fa6.jpg]](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c4/01/e0/c401e06e8ef77e56fe9fb3827efc2fa6.jpg)
- Grab a gigantic container of hair gel.
- Grab two big handfuls of the gel.
- Slather that goo into your hair.
- Gather up all the hair that you can into a tapering, cylindrical shape.
- Now you're a unicorn.
You know you want to.
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RE: Pick my new hairstyle contest
July 24, 2015 at 5:07 am
(July 24, 2015 at 4:59 am)ignoramus Wrote: HaHaHa ...
After 25 years, she hasn't asked me anything like that because my answer is always the same.
"Yeah, whatever! Just bloody hurry up, we're late again because you changed your clothes 5 times already!" Wow that's a long time! That's older than me or my Jo-Jo.
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RE: Pick my new hairstyle contest
July 24, 2015 at 5:09 am
(July 24, 2015 at 5:06 am)Starvald Demelain Wrote:
- Grab a gigantic container of hair gel.
- Grab two big handfuls of the gel.
- Slather that goo into your hair.
- Gather up all the hair that you can into a tapering, cylindrical shape.
- Now you're a unicorn.
You know you want to. My hair would just flop into my face all clumped together. And besides all bi girls r unicorns *wink*. Don't tell anyone they might steal our sparkling powers.
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RE: Pick my new hairstyle contest
July 24, 2015 at 5:17 am
I think I'm starting to believe in Golden Unicorns!
(At least one of my organs is!)
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RE: Pick my new hairstyle contest
July 24, 2015 at 5:19 am
(July 24, 2015 at 5:17 am)ignoramus Wrote: I think I'm starting to believe in Golden Unicorns!
(At least one of my organs is!)
I hope you mean your brain.
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RE: Pick my new hairstyle contest
July 24, 2015 at 5:21 am
(July 24, 2015 at 5:09 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: My hair would just flop into my face all clumped together. And besides all bi girls r unicorns *wink*. Don't tell anyone they might steal our sparkling powers.
I was not aware of that, does that apply to bi guys as well? Might explain a few things for me.
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