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materialistic people huh ?
August 16, 2015 at 5:48 pm
(This post was last modified: August 16, 2015 at 5:54 pm by Mora.)
You know today I was walking down the street and I saw a homosexual couple and I instantly felt something in my heart. I saw red everywhere as if god revealed himself to me. You can't tell me it's not real no , I felt it. Evidence you say? I cant hear ya, the signal is going bad. You insist on evidence ? okay I felt it with my heart and it was real stop being an inferior materialistic being. Have some humility and believe everything I say. You Satan worshiping atheists. "If you didn't believe in God I would understand but an atheist!*"
Check mate, atheists I win. I am going to tell my friends now. bye
* that sentence was part of an actual story that Richard Dawkins told.
It is intended to be a joke , so yes I am trolling. I just hope its in the right forum.
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RE: materialistic people huh ?
August 16, 2015 at 5:49 pm
5 ... 4 ... 3 ...
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
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RE: materialistic people huh ?
August 16, 2015 at 5:51 pm
Wasn't the clearest eop I've encountered here.
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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RE: materialistic people huh ?
August 16, 2015 at 5:51 pm
You're not even a good troll.
Git gud, scrublord
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: materialistic people huh ?
August 16, 2015 at 5:56 pm
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There is a 'Humour' section for stuff like this.
Goddammit mate!
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: materialistic people huh ?
August 16, 2015 at 5:57 pm
I certainly don't want what you're smoking.
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ut ya those twinks are hot . no ?
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