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RE: Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15
August 20, 2015 at 3:35 am
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Put down that book and expect spy guests! This message will self destruct when I figure out how
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RE: Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15
August 20, 2015 at 3:57 am
(August 20, 2015 at 3:32 am)Lucanus Wrote: Why the fuck am I studying for my biochemistry exam if it's on Sept 24
So you can learn how to make blue meth, share it with us and we can all go out on a high together!
couldn't think of anything better!
And if nothing happens, there'll be dead Christian bodies scattered about! (no doubt violated if Vorlon's with us)
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RE: Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15
August 20, 2015 at 4:05 am
K. I'll go study a metabolic pathway for its synthesis, clone a plasmid with the genes for it in some E. coli and then happy highs everyone!
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
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RE: Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15
August 20, 2015 at 9:53 am
(August 19, 2015 at 8:00 pm)robvalue Wrote: 1. Draw my fist back.
2. Wait till I get the yellow glow.
3. Release! Bam! No more asteroid.
4. Victory dance.
5. Pizza.
What! No waffles? You'll want this to be a Vic-friendly celebration.
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RE: Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15
August 20, 2015 at 9:56 am
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RE: Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15
August 20, 2015 at 10:13 am
1) Punch my boss in the face.
2) Prepare a time capsule for future generations with my blood samples and my autobiography including all the miracles I could do.
3) Get as far away from Murica as possible, cause as everybody knows, it is the motherhub of all disasters.
4) Find myself some weapons and map out potential bunkers I can take over if needed.
5) Watch GameOfThrones.
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RE: Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15
August 20, 2015 at 10:21 am
(August 19, 2015 at 8:37 pm)TRJF Wrote: (August 19, 2015 at 6:39 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: 2. Take the midnight train to England and throw myself in the arms of you-know-who.
You're going to throw yourself into the arms of Voldemort? Hehehe. He's shy so if I tell you, I'll have to kill you.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
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RE: Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15
August 20, 2015 at 11:57 am
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Let Vorlon repeatedly ravage me. Might as well go out with a BANG!
[Edit] And maybe a whimper.
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RE: Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15
August 20, 2015 at 1:11 pm
(August 20, 2015 at 12:24 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: (August 20, 2015 at 12:22 am)robvalue Wrote: Mai Tai? Isn't that Sagat's fighting style from Street Fighter? I wonder what that would taste like.
Tigers, probably.
Nah you're thinking of something else.
A mai tai is rum, rum, rum, rum and rum with a splash of pineapple juice. Taste better when consumed on a dead man's chest with 16 men in attendance.
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RE: Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15
August 20, 2015 at 1:29 pm
(August 20, 2015 at 3:27 am)Neimenovic Wrote: 1 Waffles
2 Find someone to pretend like we're dating
3 meet some of the kewl people from here
4 stuff my face with candies while watching cartoons
5 ????
6 profit 5. Stuff all the little holes in a waffle with M 'n' Ms and Reeses Pieces.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
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Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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