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Poll: Who would win in a fight?
This poll is closed.
Ninjas
66.67%
 10 66.67%
Pirates
20.00%
 3 20.00%
Chimpanzees with flaming sticks
13.33%
 2 13.33%
Total 15 vote(s) 100%
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#21
RE: First post of mine in a thread
November 1, 2010 at 4:51 pm
Sorry, but you're almost all wrong:

[Image: 48ab2_Woman-Attacked-by-Chimp-Reveals-Face.JPG]

Chimps FTW!
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RE: First post of mine in a thread
November 1, 2010 at 7:20 pm
(November 1, 2010 at 3:42 pm)annatar Wrote:
Quote:Pirates have cannons, grenades, pistols, muskets and large weapon platforms (ships).
They are all useless against Ninjas.. How can you fight with something you cannot see? Plus Ninjas have smoke bombs and ninja stars and they don't need a ship becouse they can walk on water...

You are saying Jesus was a ninja? Tongue

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#23
RE: First post of mine in a thread
November 1, 2010 at 7:26 pm
Whomever has the sharper sword, the chimps are going down.
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#24
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November 1, 2010 at 8:12 pm
(November 1, 2010 at 7:20 pm)Saerules Wrote:
(November 1, 2010 at 3:42 pm)annatar Wrote:
Quote:Pirates have cannons, grenades, pistols, muskets and large weapon platforms (ships).
They are all useless against Ninjas.. How can you fight with something you cannot see? Plus Ninjas have smoke bombs and ninja stars and they don't need a ship becouse they can walk on water...

You are saying Jesus was a ninja? Tongue

Might be.. Big Grin
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November 1, 2010 at 9:51 pm
(November 1, 2010 at 7:26 pm)Synackaon Wrote: Whomever has the sharper sword, the chimps are going down.

Pirates have the sharper swords. Ninjas have little daggers.

You people who voted against chimps have never seen chimps fight, have you? Tongue
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#26
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November 1, 2010 at 9:56 pm
A pack of angry chimps will just tear the limbs and faces off the ninjas and the pirates.
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#27
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November 2, 2010 at 1:43 am
I have this Tshirt
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SCfwBkF65oY/SX...Weapon.jpg

angry ninja monkeys trump
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#28
RE: First post of mine in a thread
November 2, 2010 at 2:12 pm
(November 2, 2010 at 1:43 am)tackattack Wrote: I have this Tshirt
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SCfwBkF65oY/SX...Weapon.jpg

angry ninja monkeys trump

How about an angry ninja PIRATE monkey.



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#29
RE: First post of mine in a thread
November 3, 2010 at 12:24 am
I don't have that tshirt I haven't seen it so I don't know if they exist Big Grin (says the theist)
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#30
RE: First post of mine in a thread
November 4, 2010 at 9:33 am
Chris wins:
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