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You did Not Hear this from Me
August 30, 2015 at 9:36 am
This girl was sitting on the beach when she saw this guy coming towards her. He had a really nice muscular body but she noticed his head was the size of a ping pong ball.
Girl: Your body is banging, but why your head so damn small?
Guy: It’s a long story.
Girl: Yeah right.
Guy: Well see, I was walking along the beach kicking a bottle when I thought I saw something move inside the bottle, so I picked it up and when I opened it a genie popped out. She was real pretty so I asked her if I could have some…well you know. But then she got all mad because she’s a genie and she can’t do that. So I said well, can I have a little head…
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
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RE: You did Not Hear this from Me
August 30, 2015 at 2:40 pm
(August 30, 2015 at 9:36 am)Rhondazvous Wrote: This girl was sitting on the beach when she saw this guy coming towards her. He had a really nice muscular body but she noticed his head was the size of a ping pong ball.
Girl: Your body is banging, but why your head so damn small?
Guy: It’s a long story.
Girl: Yeah right.
Guy: Well see, I was walking along the beach kicking a bottle when I thought I saw something move inside the bottle, so I picked it up and when I opened it a genie popped out. She was real pretty so I asked her if I could have some…well you know. But then she got all mad because she’s a genie and she can’t do that. So I said well, can I have a little head…
tee hee 
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RE: You did Not Hear this from Me
August 30, 2015 at 4:35 pm
(August 30, 2015 at 9:36 am)Rhondazvous Wrote: This girl was sitting on the beach when she saw this guy coming towards her. He had a really nice muscular body but she noticed his head was the size of a ping pong ball.
Girl: Your body is banging, but why your head so damn small?
Guy: It’s a long story.
Girl: Yeah right.
Guy: Well see, I was walking along the beach kicking a bottle when I thought I saw something move inside the bottle, so I picked it up and when I opened it a genie popped out. She was real pretty so I asked her if I could have some…well you know. But then she got all mad because she’s a genie and she can’t do that. So I said well, can I have a little head…
Genies can't give a guy a sweet kitty? Who knew?
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RE: You did Not Hear this from Me
August 30, 2015 at 5:51 pm
if he said "blow job", she would have blown his mind(by blowing his brain).
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RE: You did Not Hear this from Me
August 31, 2015 at 3:26 am
you guys are all sick!
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RE: You did Not Hear this from Me
August 31, 2015 at 2:10 pm
(August 31, 2015 at 3:26 am)ignoramus Wrote: you guys are all sick!
(Beam me up Scotty!)
Sick are they? Is it curable? Is it contagious? Will you take it on the ship with you and start an inter-galactic pandemic?
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
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RE: You did Not Hear this from Me
August 31, 2015 at 2:25 pm
(This post was last modified: August 31, 2015 at 2:26 pm by Aoi Magi.)
I don't get it 
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RE: You did Not Hear this from Me
August 31, 2015 at 2:28 pm
(This post was last modified: August 31, 2015 at 2:34 pm by Brian37.)
Guy buys a six pack and a newspaper wanders down the beach until he hits a nude beach, says to himself "what the heck". So he strips down, has a couple, falls asleep. A couple hours later he wakes up to notice sun burn down there
So he covers it up with the newspaper, has a couple more, falls back asleep, an hour later he jolts out of sleep in sheer agony to see girl sanding over him, he screams " What the hell happened!! "
The girl explained, " I was walking past you, noticed the newspaper moving, so I lifted it and discovered the birdie, so I decided to pet it. But it threw up on me. So I broke it's beak, crushed its eggs and burnt its nest".
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RE: You did Not Hear this from Me
August 31, 2015 at 3:14 pm
(August 30, 2015 at 4:35 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: Genies can't give a guy a sweet kitty? Who knew? "sweet kitty?"
Well, you know, give us food, water, shelter and affection and we think we're gods.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
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Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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RE: You did Not Hear this from Me
August 31, 2015 at 3:18 pm
(August 31, 2015 at 2:25 pm)Aoi Magi Wrote: I don't get it Well, if I tell you, I'll have to kill you.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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