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You did Not Hear this from Me
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RE: You did Not Hear this from Me
(August 31, 2015 at 2:28 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Guy buys a six pack and a newspaper wanders down the beach until he hits a nude beach, says to himself "what the heck". So he strips down, has a couple, falls asleep. A couple hours later he wakes up to notice sun burn down there

So he covers it up with the newspaper, has a couple more, falls back asleep, an hour later he jolts out of sleep in sheer agony to see girl sanding over him, he screams " What the hell happened!! "

The girl explained, " I was walking past you, noticed the newspaper moving, so I lifted it and discovered the birdie, so I decided to pet it. But it threw up on me. So I broke it's beak, crushed its eggs and burnt its nest".

EEEOuch! Even vicariously, that hurts.
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RE: You did Not Hear this from Me
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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