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Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes

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Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes
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Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes
November 15, 2010 at 5:40 pm




Oh Faux News, [Image: youfailplz.png].
"Faith is about taking a comforting, childlike view of a disturbing and complicated world." ~ Edward Current

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RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes
November 15, 2010 at 6:10 pm
Funny how these things never come from completely anti religious families.
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RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes
November 15, 2010 at 6:36 pm (This post was last modified: November 15, 2010 at 6:39 pm by Anomalocaris.)
didn't you know Jesus was blond an had SS runes tattooed on his arm too?

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RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes
November 15, 2010 at 6:49 pm
But he's Jewish!
Eeyore Wrote:Thanks for noticing.
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RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes
November 15, 2010 at 7:04 pm
Pity he didn't ask god in heaven why he gave him an appendix in the first bloody place. >.>
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RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes
November 15, 2010 at 7:13 pm
Something "special" did happen. What happened was the boy had a massive infection from a burst appendix, and was likely delusional, and likely had hallucinations based on the religious brainwashing he received from his family. Alternatively, 4 year olds tend to make shit up, which is why their testimonies are rarely admissible in court. Case closed.
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RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes
November 15, 2010 at 10:02 pm
What a load of crap.
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RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes
November 15, 2010 at 10:29 pm
The worst part is, those lying bastards are probably going to make a fortune selling their shitty book to gullible twats.
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RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes
November 16, 2010 at 12:26 am
Wouldn't this be a kick in the ass to those shitheads in the bible belt!


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RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes
November 16, 2010 at 3:28 pm (This post was last modified: November 16, 2010 at 3:39 pm by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
(November 15, 2010 at 6:36 pm)Chuck Wrote: didn't you know Jesus was blond an had SS runes tattooed on his arm too?

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NO, I didn't know that.

Did YOU know Jesus enjoyed and told fart jokes?

I worked that out all by my lonesome,given Jesus' upbringing and the class of person with whom he associated.Thinking

Hey Min:Given the context,it's likely Jesus (if he existed) would have looked more like the former picture than the latter.The crackers in the Bible belt have always ignored his Jewishness and the simple fact that he would have looked looked far more like Osama Bin Laden than Owen Wilson. My guess is that today he would probably be subject to a cavity search at any US airport..


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Paradox: Jesus was God (perfect) and man. (imperfect) BUT if he sinned he was imperfect and therefore not God. If he did not sin he was perfect and therefore not man.
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