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RE: Proof for being an atheist
October 20, 2015 at 6:00 pm
(October 20, 2015 at 5:59 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (October 20, 2015 at 5:49 pm)Beccs Wrote: But can you prove you truly exist?
Perhaps you're just the creation of a disturbed mind?
Well, whoever's imagining me wants a slap.
Is that a threat or an offer?
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RE: Proof for being an atheist
October 20, 2015 at 6:04 pm
Bend over this convenient coffee table and we can find out together.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Proof for being an atheist
October 20, 2015 at 7:00 pm
Alright, which one of you non-existent guys has my chainsaw? I just put it down for a second to go create a few other non-existent realities.
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RE: Proof for being an atheist
October 20, 2015 at 7:05 pm
EVERYONE SHUT UP! From now on only people say something who really exist! Sheesh!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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RE: Proof for being an atheist
October 20, 2015 at 7:12 pm
*crickets*
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RE: Proof for being an atheist
October 20, 2015 at 7:29 pm
(October 20, 2015 at 7:12 pm)Losty Wrote: (October 20, 2015 at 6:04 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Bend over this convenient coffee table and we can find out together.
Me next?
You next?
You
first!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Proof for being an atheist
October 20, 2015 at 7:38 pm
(October 20, 2015 at 7:29 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (October 20, 2015 at 7:12 pm)Losty Wrote: Me next?
You next?
You first!
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