Astrology?

[Longhorn]

What is up with all the crazies running around this place? Is it Christmas already?

Mr sir Santa clause, I have a complaint to make. I asked baby Geesus for world peace for xmas and he gave me a crazy ass astrologist instead. I want my collection plate money back or I'm blowing up the North Pole

[IAOALGIV]

And my starsign is..?

Capricorn, like me, congrats

I'LL BE BACK ON LATER GUISE K?

gottago

[Homeless Nutter]

"Self-control is something you struggle with often. You tend to borrow from your future instead of prepare for it. The attitude that you will fix things later rather than solve problems now can lead you to over-indulgence, overspending, and ignoring some of the more important details of daily life. Procrastination may be a shortcoming. You may choose to take the easiest way towards achieving your goals. With maturity, you learn that a lack of self-control inhibits your progress in life, and that moderation is something that you should strive for, although it should be noted that this is not an easy thing for you to master. It requires dedication and periodic checks to control your impulses towards immoderate behavior."

OMG! OMG! That checks out for me as well - and pretty much everyone I know! We all must have been born at the same time and in the same place as Stimbo. Either that or you're just spouting vague generalizations, that you can attribute to anyone... I wonder - which is it?

[Whateverist]

Astrology just isn't in my stars I guess.

[Cyberman]

When you get back, can you tell me how important the birth location is and what location you used for me, please? I'll wait.

Until then, I'll just say that I recognised quite a lot of me in that report, probably at least 80% spot on. Which is remarkable.

[Fidel_Castronaut]

What is up with all the crazies running around this place? Is it Christmas already?

No clue. More of them have come out of tune woodwork the past few weeks that's for sure.

[Homeless Nutter]

Oh yeah dude def mad over here      

He he... I know you are. It's OK - one day you'll grow up, learn some real stuff and you'll be laughing at the nonsense you believe in now. Good luck.

[Alex K]

This sucks. I wanted to hear more about how smart I am, not about some guy's christmas shopping.

[Longhorn]

OP, did you know?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ophiuchus_(astrology)

That is, astrological signs do not correspond to the actual constellations which are their namesakes, particularly not in the case of the tropical system where the divisions are fixed relative to the equinox, moving relative to the constellations.

[CapnAwesome]

My attitude is dependent more upon the idiocy of others, because goodness knows I am too old to deal with bullshit anymore.

Then get out of this thread dude it's that simple. Or are you a retard and forget basic browser function from time to time?

Are all astrologers so simulatiously thin skinned and insulting to others, or is it just a feature of being a Capricorn?