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Astrology challange.
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 (December 6, 2015 at 7:11 am)Whateverist the White Wrote: What is the appeal of being an expert in an oddball field like astrology? You can't really expect to receive any credibility based on such a thing. Dumb chicks tend to be impressed by mystical bullsh*t, so there's that...
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
Looohohohololol another astrology thread? Isn't that the second one in, like, a day? Was there a special about it on the History Channel or something?
You know what? Fuck it. I'll bite. I was born at exactly 11:20, September 16th, 1987, in Burlington, North Carolina at Allamance County Hospital. Amaze me. Keep in mind that I'm a well-studied magician who's pretty familiar with the tricks of traditional fortune tellers, so if whatever you tell me wouldn't impress James Randi, it probably won't impress me, either.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42) Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com 
Is there something in the air this month that makes the troll eggs hatch more rapidly?
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Jebusday is coming near, my friend...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
I guarantee you something bigs gonna happen this month
Doesn't something big happen every month?
Xmas!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(December 6, 2015 at 1:27 pm)IAOALGIV Wrote: I guarantee you something bigs gonna happen this month Yeah - thanks, Nostradamus. What are we supposed to do with that piece of "information"? Let me guess - it'll all become clear after it happens, right?... Well, then - you can f*ck right off with your useless prediction.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
Oh, you're one of those professors.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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