A fine Mahok! to you all

[Pope Markoff Chaney]

Wait, we have a Pope?  Can I be the anti-pope?

During the Western Schism (1378 to 1417) there were three Popes.
If we manage to collect the full set of five, God gives us a set of communion wine glasses and a crystal decanter.

All Hail to our new(est) Pope!

Well, in the Discordian faith every man, woman, and child is their own Pope.  So there are probably hundreds of Popes out there (maybe more).  But you can be the anti-Pope if you want Cthulhu 

[robvalue]

I thought Matt Dillahunty was the pope? If you want to be the next one, you have to follow him around and wait for him to die. Nearest atheist gets bagsies. No killing him though, that doesn't count.

[Jackalope]

I thought Matt Dillahunty was the pope? If you want to be the next one, you have to follow him around and wait for him to die. Nearest atheist gets bagsies. No killing him though, that doesn't count.

Come now, Rob. We have clear precedent that there can be more than one Pope.

[robvalue]

Oh yeah!

Well, you have to do something really impressive like claim to have turned water into slightly better tasting water.

[Jackalope]

Oh yeah!

Well, you have to do something really impressive like claim to have turned water into slightly better tasting water.

I've turned water (+ barley and hops) into beer. I think that's good enough.

[robvalue]

Cool, funny hat in the post.

[FebruaryOfReason]

Oh yeah!

Well, you have to do something really impressive like claim to have turned water into slightly better tasting water.

I've turned water (+ barley and hops) into beer.  I think that's good enough.

I've turned beer into piss. It's a miracle! Praise be to God!