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the cousins of the son of god
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#51
RE: the cousins of the son of god
March 17, 2016 at 1:39 pm
Quote: First we should all know that I believe in all sincerity that I am the son of God.



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RE: the cousins of the son of god
March 17, 2016 at 1:47 pm
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#53
RE: the cousins of the son of god
March 17, 2016 at 3:21 pm
(March 17, 2016 at 1:39 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote: First we should all know that I believe in all sincerity that I am the son of God.



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Is this the first time we've ever had some religiturd come on here and try to pass themselves off as a direct descendant of god? If so, they've reached a new level of stupid.
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#54
RE: the cousins of the son of god
March 17, 2016 at 4:37 pm
(March 17, 2016 at 3:21 pm)Nymphadora Wrote:
(March 17, 2016 at 1:39 pm)Minimalist Wrote: [Image: frabz-You-crazy-motherfucker-37f36f.jpg]

Is this the first time we've ever had some religiturd come on here and try to pass themselves off as a direct descendant of god? If so, they've reached a new level of stupid.

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RE: the cousins of the son of god
March 17, 2016 at 7:15 pm
JBK, you deceitful PAGAN. You've NEVER, proven that your the son of God. NEVER! How dare you come to these forums disguising your sorcery and magicks as Divine revelation! Disgusting!

What's your end-game, False Prophet? Blood sacrifice and blood orgies? Tell me the name of the demon you truly worship! TELL ME!!!
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RE: the cousins of the son of god
March 17, 2016 at 7:24 pm
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"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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RE: the cousins of the son of god
March 17, 2016 at 7:46 pm
(March 17, 2016 at 3:21 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: Is this the first time we've ever had some religiturd come on here and try to pass themselves off as a direct descendant of god?

We had a guy who claimed to be christ reincarnate, as well as another who claimed to be god.

Do those count? Tongue

Those guys were kooks, same as this guy.
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RE: the cousins of the son of god
March 17, 2016 at 8:10 pm
My cousins are all Queensburys, MerrickCarringtons, Winslowkingsingtons and Van Helsings.
You've gotta admit those are Pretty Fucking Impressive names....much more so than Farmer or Lowrey. YAWN!

You should be duly impressed, fascinated, and positively dying to know more!
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RE: the cousins of the son of god
March 17, 2016 at 9:26 pm
(March 17, 2016 at 1:10 pm)Redbeard The Pink Wrote: Trolls fuck goats. It's a thing. I get it.

That would be the uncut version of The Three Billy Goats Gruff, I guess.
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RE: the cousins of the son of god
March 18, 2016 at 7:39 am
(March 17, 2016 at 8:10 pm)Thena323 Wrote: My cousins are all Queensburys, MerrickCarringtons, Winslowkingsingtons and Van Helsings.
You've gotta admit those are Pretty Fucking Impressive names....much more so than Farmer or Lowrey. YAWN!

You should be duly impressed, fascinated, and positively dying to know more!
If not...then WTF is wrong with you? Angry


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