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Midlife Crisis?
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Thena, for a joke, what would mum say if you sincerely told her that she is right and you're thinking of joining a convent full time and you'll see 2 or 3 times a year!
He he, she say, fuck that! Who's gonna get my shopping fool!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
Heh heh...She usually does her own shopping.
She'd probably say: Cath-o-lic? Nooooooo!!!That's not what I prayed for! You're not believing right!
So not only do religious people wish their kids to be religious, but also very important that they believe in the "correct" god!
My analysis of the situation tells me that deep down, they believe that even if they're wrong about which God they chose, at least they'll have family to keep them company in hell, me thinks...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. RE: Midlife Crisis?
April 28, 2016 at 10:20 pm
(This post was last modified: April 28, 2016 at 10:24 pm by Athene.)
Well, yeah...Just in case they can't get to the store.
I'm thinking of telling my Catholic mother I'm becoming a pagan.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Nooooooo!! Not a Pagan Sex Pre-vert!
Why? Why must you like-a da weird sex?
Yeah, but it's only weird the first time! Right Beccs?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (April 28, 2016 at 11:33 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Yeah, but it's only weird the first time! Right Beccs? Then it becomes routine. Bit stressful for the goat, though... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Can't trust any prick to keep a secret these days!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. |
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