Midlife Crisis?

[Thumpalumpacus]

Gosh, I love roller-coasters.

Nothing mid-life about it, it's been that way since my first ride.

[Silver]

I had my midlife crisis when I was a teenager, then I grew up.

[robvalue]

Rob, I went to a theme park recently and I had to be the one to accompany my nephew on the fastest, scariest ride.
It made me realise that I'm getting old because towards the end of the ride I was fucking terrified.
I almost closed my eyes. I was a little disappointed with myself.
At least I can get cheap thrills now. I quite enjoy the swings when I take my daughter to the park, it's a real rush. :-)

Aww Nothing to be ashamed about, the rides are designed to be scary! Some of them are fucking mental. I was too scared to even go on them at all before yesterday.

[Gawdzilla]

I have a friend who delivers babies at home. She's fully trained and licensed and a very nice lady.

A few days ago I saw her car on the side of the road with the flashers on. I stopped and asked what the problem was.

"The transmission's about gone, I can only do 20 miles an hour. And Mrs. Jackson is in labor, I have to get over there."

"Take my car, I'll nurse yours back to your house and my wife can pick me up there."

She took off in my Audi and I got in her Chevy. As I was chugging down the road at a snail's pace it suddenly struck me.

"Here I am, 65 years old, and I'm finally driving a midwife crisis car!"