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I am Jesus
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RE: I am Jesus
(May 11, 2016 at 2:03 am)Love333 Wrote: I am Jesus, I have come to save you from your sins.

I have come because we are still in the age of Pisces and we must change our ways so we can finally enter the age of Aquarious again.
I am working to stay completely pure for you. Remember - you are my equal and I love you

Ask me anything Smile

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#12
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So tell me....

http://patch.com/california/southgate-ly...ler-man-22


Quote:Jesus Paez, 22, was shot and killed in the 4300 block of Clara Street.

Is this fucker coming back to life in a couple of days?
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#13
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#14
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(May 11, 2016 at 2:07 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Of course you are.

What have I got in my pocket?

Handses or nothing!

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#15
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Hi Jesus, I'm Rob Smile

Who are you saving us from? Is someone going to be mean to us?
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#16
RE: I am Jesus
(May 11, 2016 at 2:06 am)KevinM1 Wrote: Do you purport to have a really mundane name in your every day life that somehow nonsensically magically points to you being Jesus?

You were attached to the mundane. I'm in communication with what is beyond your horizons and yet I am your equal. You were living in terms of what you see and touch. I'm communicating on other terms.
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#17
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Wait a minute...

I Jesus going to provide savings? I'll take a Target Gift Card. Savings galore! I believe!!!!
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#18
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(May 11, 2016 at 2:34 am)Love333 Wrote:
(May 11, 2016 at 2:06 am)KevinM1 Wrote: Do you purport to have a really mundane name in your every day life that somehow nonsensically magically points to you being Jesus?

You were attached to the mundane. I'm in communication with what is beyond your horizons and yet I am your equal. You were living in terms of what you see and touch. I'm communicating on other terms.

Jerkoff
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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#19
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(May 11, 2016 at 2:30 am)robvalue Wrote: Hi Jesus, I'm Rob Smile

Who are you saving us from? Is someone going to be mean to us?

I am saving you from yourself and those who hear you.
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#20
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(May 11, 2016 at 2:34 am)Love333 Wrote:
(May 11, 2016 at 2:06 am)KevinM1 Wrote: Do you purport to have a really mundane name in your every day life that somehow nonsensically magically points to you being Jesus?

You were attached to the mundane. I'm in communication with what is beyond your horizons and yet I am your equal. You were living in terms of what you see and touch. I'm communicating on other terms.

That's very nice, Jesus. Now, about that Grand Cru...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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