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RE: I am Jesus
May 11, 2016 at 2:51 am
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(May 11, 2016 at 2:39 am)KevinM1 Wrote: (May 11, 2016 at 2:34 am)Love333 Wrote: You were attached to the mundane. I'm in communication with what is beyond your horizons and yet I am your equal. You were living in terms of what you see and touch. I'm communicating on other terms.
Mathew 11:11 "Truly I tell you, among those born of women there has not risen anyone greater than John the Baptist; yet whoever is least in the kingdom of heaven is greater than he."
John was the original name of Jesus. He understood the lowest of lows in order to reach the highest of the heavens.
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RE: I am Jesus
May 11, 2016 at 2:53 am
Why can't Jesus spell Aquarius properly!
Another case of divine non intervention!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: I am Jesus
May 11, 2016 at 3:08 am
I've always wondered: would you call yourself a "Christian"?
Do you have scars where you got nailed in?
How does it feel to be a third of a being? Or something...
Since you're back, does that mean the Christians are finally being raptured? If so, thanks for that.
Is there any way you could add a beer trick to your hat? Weed? You could call it "Insta-juana".
Anyway, just some stuff.
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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RE: I am Jesus
May 11, 2016 at 3:12 am
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(May 11, 2016 at 2:47 am)Love333 Wrote: (May 11, 2016 at 2:30 am)robvalue Wrote: Hi Jesus, I'm Rob 
Who are you saving us from? Is someone going to be mean to us?
I am saving you from yourself and those who hear you.
I'm not gonna hurt myself, don't worry.
Those who hear me? Does my voice have special magical powers or something?
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RE: I am Jesus
May 11, 2016 at 3:14 am
(May 11, 2016 at 2:53 am)ignoramus Wrote: Why can't Jesus spell Aquarius properly!
Another case of divine non intervention!
Jesus edited the error, my child.
And He will edit you young rabbit, yes you friend, if you would but let him.
With great power comes great knowledge that you are to help the llama of the lion of the Last lamb
Thou art our lasteth hopeth.
Many are called, but few are chosen
The few, the proud, The Marines.
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RE: I am Jesus
May 11, 2016 at 3:21 am
(May 11, 2016 at 2:51 am)Love333 Wrote: John was the original name of Jesus. He understood the lowest of lows in order to reach the highest of the heavens.
Actually, no, Joshua was the real name, in English, or Yeshua in Hebrew. Jesus is a Greek name, and since most of the New Testament was written in Greek, he got called that.
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.
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RE: I am Jesus
May 11, 2016 at 3:22 am
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention. I'm God. I've performed many miracles to prove this, such as the one below. I assume you'll be doing some miracles for us too? Otherwise people here are probably going to be a little suspicious of your claims. Especially since I don't have a son.
http://youtu.be/vfJPIEasrc8
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RE: I am Jesus
May 11, 2016 at 3:23 am
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Cheeky bugger fixed it!
I should have waited 2 hours for the edit period to finish.
Since I personally helped Jesus, I must be remembered in song now!
Something heavy with a nice catchy riff... Circa 80's metallica is fine.
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RE: I am Jesus
May 11, 2016 at 3:43 am
(May 11, 2016 at 2:51 am)Love333 Wrote: (May 11, 2016 at 2:39 am)KevinM1 Wrote:
Mathew 11:11 "Truly I tell you, among those born of women there has not risen anyone greater than John the Baptist; yet whoever is least in the kingdom of heaven is greater than he."
John was the original name of Jesus. He understood the lowest of lows in order to reach the highest of the heavens.
Does anyone else think it kind of odd that Jesus shows up in person and quotes scripture, chapter and verse. Why would you quote the bible? YOU'RE JESUS. You can just, you know ... say stuff
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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RE: I am Jesus
May 11, 2016 at 3:45 am
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(May 11, 2016 at 3:21 am)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: (May 11, 2016 at 2:51 am)Love333 Wrote: John was the original name of Jesus. He understood the lowest of lows in order to reach the highest of the heavens. Actually, no, Joshua was the real name, in English, or Yeshua in Hebrew. Jesus is a Greek name, and since most of the New Testament was written in Greek, he got called that.
You are quick to disagree. Yet so slow to agree with others. Would it make any difference if the last Christ was known as Joshua, John, Jesus, or Job?
They are all collections of the same story yet they are incomplete.
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