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Hello - I am not an evil spirit :)

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Hello - I am not an evil spirit :)
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RE: Hello - I am not an evil spirit :)
April 17, 2011 at 6:21 pm
(April 17, 2011 at 9:58 am)tackattack Wrote: Welcome to the forums, feel free to jump in a conversation that interests you or just lurk a bit.
There are quite a few atheists here...most are harmless. Some are mean for no reason. A couple are out of their fucking minds. You sound as if you'll have no trouble picking them out. Big Grin

Heart I'm out of my fucking mind! Heart

But also harmless, unless I bite you. Then you'd better hope you were recently vaccinated for rabies Tiger
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#12
RE: Hello - I am not an evil spirit :)
April 17, 2011 at 6:35 pm
Quote:(I think he Hearts you Min Wink)


Scary thought, Frods.
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RE: Hello - I am not an evil spirit :)
April 17, 2011 at 7:37 pm
(April 16, 2011 at 9:36 pm)Danceraaq Wrote: Long story short, I was referred to as an evil spirit and a demon because I didn't join in the singing and dancing and praising "god".

The proper response to that would have been, "Hey guys, I'm washed in the blood of Jesus Christ, Son of the most high God!" and then, take your pick, start writhing around on the floor OR tell them that it doesn't matter anyway because Jesus isn't real and neither are demons... then start writhing around on the floor. It bothers them you know.
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#14
RE: Hello - I am not an evil spirit :)
April 17, 2011 at 8:39 pm
Why don't you try talking in jibberish and pretending your possessed by the holy spirit, then when they really believe it say sike! It worked for me at a pentacostal church, but I was banned and don't think thats the outcome you want.

Maybe you should just stick to the forum for now.
Live every day as if already dead, that way you're not disappointed when you are. Big Grin
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#15
RE: Hello - I am not an evil spirit :)
April 17, 2011 at 8:50 pm
Hi.
Quote:I am not an evil spirit Smile

I am.
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#16
RE: Hello - I am not an evil spirit :)
April 18, 2011 at 11:19 am
Thanks for the welcome!
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RE: Hello - I am not an evil spirit :)
April 19, 2011 at 8:35 am
(April 17, 2011 at 9:58 am)tackattack Wrote: There are quite a few atheists here...

No shit Sherlock. How did you work that out???


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RE: Hello - I am not an evil spirit :)
April 19, 2011 at 11:34 am
(April 19, 2011 at 8:35 am)Zen Badger Wrote:
(April 17, 2011 at 9:58 am)tackattack Wrote: There are quite a few atheists here...

No shit Sherlock. How did you work that out???

Clearly magic, as I never would have been able to guess that one in a hundred years Tiger
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Hello - I am not an evil spirit :)
April 19, 2011 at 1:35 pm
Personally I'm shocked... and will be looking for a new home immediately!!!
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