My Desperate Testimony

[Cinjin]

If this assclown fuckbag dipshit open-mouth breather doesn't come back and defend his original post within the next 24 hours can we just ban him and call it done?

Hate these fucking people so much. I had to deal with these fucking fundies my whole goddamn life!

<----- if only ...

[fr0d0]

assclown fuckbag dipshit open-mouth breather

Now you're talking his language! (well it read the same to me! *shrugs*)

[Cinjin]

assclown fuckbag dipshit open-mouth breather

Now you're talking his language! (well it read the same to me! *shrugs*)

That doesn't even make sense. How is calling him names (which he has clearly earned) 'talking his language?'
In fact, in order for 'talking his language' to hold true I would literally need to join a Christian Forum and open up a thread titled: "Religion is BAD ... My Desperate Plea", and than start ranting about how foolish they're all being.

Common Frodo - you can do better. Disagree with me if you want, but at least make sense.
It sounds more like you were possibly looking for a way to defend your brother in christ.

[fr0d0]

lol well you read that wrong Cinjin! I apologise for being vague when I thought I wasn't.

I meant that all your expletives read the same as his shouting... too much to take in/ wall of sound kinda thing.

I agree he earned it. I was being supportive. *hugs*

[Welsh cake]

I am part of the LIVING BODY OF CHRIST...

Which part is that I wonder?

The foreskin?

*kicks your soapbox out from under you*

[Anomalocaris]

I am part of the LIVING BODY OF CHRIST...

Which part is that I wonder?

The foreskin?

His sphincter muscle, through which he disseminates his droppings.

[Doubting Thomas]

I often wonder why fundies think they can come to an atheist forum and harp about how much they love Jesus, and we'll automatically renounce our disbelief and start worshiping God along side them? I mean, has that ever happened in the history of the internet, even going back to the days of BBS's, besides never?

The only thing which would have made this classic was if he'd come back and said, "GOD IS REAL AND IF YOU DONT BELIEF THAN YOUR GOING TO BURN IN ITERNAL HELLFIRE AND ILL BE LAFFING FROM THE RIGHT HAND OF JESUS!!!!1!!"

[Thewayshemoves]

I often wonder why fundies think they can come to an atheist forum and harp about how much they love Jesus, and we'll automatically renounce our disbelief and start worshiping God along side them? I mean, has that ever happened in the history of the internet, even going back to the days of BBS's, besides never?

The only thing which would have made this classic was if he'd come back and said, "GOD IS REAL AND IF YOU DONT BELIEF THAN YOUR GOING TO BURN IN ITERNAL HELLFIRE AND ILL BE LAFFING FROM THE RIGHT HAND OF JESUS!!!!1!!"

I sometimes get drunk and go to forums and make posts with a lot of all caps that make no sense, it could be similar. I was almost converted up until the all caps, then I immediately thought, "fuck he's just drunk."

[reverendjeremiah]

Toss this in the PIT!!!!!

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I sometimes get drunk and go to forums and make posts with a lot of all caps that make no sense, it could be similar. I was almost converted up until the all caps, then I immediately thought, "fuck he's just drunk."

I was the opposite. I couldnt understand a word he was saying until he capslock shouted at me.. he was really starting to convince me to come to jesus will all of that screaming and yelling.

[Cinjin]

How is this thread even still going??? The guy is a hit and run douchebag preacher. Everything he did is against forum rules. Why isn't he banned already?