Challenge to Evolution Deniers

[reverendjeremiah]

I DENY EVOLUTION!! Its the work of the Devil! Its fake science who's only meaning is to deny Christ Jesus to our children and teach them that they are faggot monkeys!

Can you explain the mechanics and motivations behind the conspiracy in the science and academic community to promote evolution?

Satan is its master. Satan is the key. Satan is well stocked in everything he needs to take over the Department of education. Thats why we need to shut it down.

Assuming Creationism or ID are accurate models by which the universe operates and science has chosen to ignore and suppress the evidence, we have to have a very elaborate conspiracy at work here. Can you offer your ideas on:

Yeah. Satan is crafty. He works in Democrats, social liberals (otherwise known as Nazi's), green party people, womanists, union members (also known as Stalinists), Islamists, paganists, atheists, and Harry Potter. Satan has your mind, but all you have to do is accept Christ Jesus as your savior and the conspiracy will be shown for what it is. Without that, I will merely seem like a ranting lunatic, but that is because Satan is in your mind and he is making you think that. Satan wants people to believe that they are godless faggot monkeys!

1. How the conspiracy has taken over the science and academic community to such an extent that the normal process of peer-review has broken down?

The only peer review should be done through the Bible. If it doesnt agree with the bible, well, it doesnt agree with reality. Scientists dont use the bible to peer review, which is proof that scientists are persecuting Christians because scientists are godless heathens who think they are a monkeys uncle.

2. How this conspiracy has a global reach?

The hand of satan can stretch far and wide across this planet. Repent now or fear The Lord!

3. How the conspiracy has been successfully maintained for 100 years?

Satan is powerful, the prince of lies that he is, but praise Jesus Christ is more powerful than that old serpent.

4. What organizations are powerful enough to keep this plan in action and avoid detection?

Big government is the problem. If we reduced government to bare bones then there would be no more spending on scientific research. If we removed the Dept of education we would no longer have evolution taught as mandatory. We churches would gain power again over the minds of the young. satans hand is in the dept. of education. If we destroy it, it will be a serious blow to his plan for our childrens minds.

5. What is the motive behind such a broad conspiracy? Is there money or power to be gained in promoting evolution?

The motive is your soul. satan knows his time is short and he wants you to burn in Hell. Tell the Devil to go to Hell and accept Christ Jesus into your heart!

[cheesychoad]

"For though I preach the gospel, I have nothing to glory of; for necessity is laid upon me; yea woe is unto me, if I preach not the gospel."

[reverendjeremiah]

"Cheesy choad"?

sounds nasty

[thesummerqueen]

Revvy, I hate you. I busted my lip Friday night and haven't been able to smile in real life since and I'm alternating between laughing and trying not to cry from the pain of making a smile. Goddamn you.

[Minimalist]

"Cheesy choad"?

sounds nasty

Sounds tasty.

[reverendjeremiah]

"Cheesy choad"?

sounds nasty

Sounds tasty.

Min is the kind of asshole that would dip his sweaty balls in the fondue when no one was looking and run off to snicker in the corner.

[DeistPaladin]

Two problems with comparing the process by which a religion is sustained with how a flawed scientific hypothesis might be sustained.

1. Religion does fracture apart, even with the most draconian efforts to put the kibosh on heterodoxy. How many thousands of different brands of Christianity are there again? How many thousands of different translations are there of the perfect and inerrant "Word of God" again? Even in the early centuries of Christianity there were several different kinds, so radically different from each other as to make the distinction between Islam and Trinitarian Christianity look like petty theological hair-splitting.

By contrast, there haven't been any schisms in the theory of evolution apart from the early dispute between the Darwinian and Lamarckian factions.

2. Show me some evolutionary scientists preaching on TV and making money off gullible viewers and I'll agree there's enough money to be made as to justify the resources that would be needed to sustain a global conspiracy of this magnitude for over 100 years.

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I DENY EVOLUTION!! Its the work of the Devil! Its fake science who's only meaning is to deny Christ Jesus to our children and teach them that they are faggot monkeys!... [etc.]

Thanks Rev. Now I need to clean my monitor off.

[Violet]

To be clear to anyone new, I in no way am an evolution denier.

Generally at sword point, Sae. You'll have to show me where mobs of "scientists" burned jesus freaks at the stake in order to make them believe in evolution. Somehow, that has been left out of the history books but, I imagine, that's all part of the conspiracy!

With the advent of 'human rights' and such, it becomes very damaging to be publicly seen burning people at the stake. That said, I should hope scientists are intelligent enough to not make it appear that they are in cohorts

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1. Religion does fracture apart, even with the most draconian efforts to put the kibosh on heterodoxy. How many thousands of different brands of Christianity are there again? How many thousands of different translations are there of the perfect and inerrant "Word of God" again? Even in the early centuries of Christianity there were several different kinds, so radically different from each other as to make the distinction between Islam and Trinitarian Christianity look like petty theological hair-splitting.

By contrast, there haven't been any schisms in the theory of evolution apart from the early dispute between the Darwinian and Lamarckian factions.

Fracturing takes time. You said yourself that evolution has only been around 100 years (I could have sworn it was longer myself).... that is hardly enough time. And as you claim there was still a dispute in the 'doctrine'.

This is a modern age... care to tell me how many different brands of Scientology there are?

2. Show me some evolutionary scientists preaching on TV and making money off gullible viewers and I'll agree there's enough money to be made as to justify the resources that would be needed to sustain a global conspiracy of this magnitude for over 100 years.

Ahh, but you see: that would require me to have evidence. Which was my contention (that I would only "defend" this position for so long as evidence is not required).

There is of course the effect that evolution has on education. Perhaps it is that this was a precedent to the rest of their plan... Act One, so to speak.

[Minimalist]

"Cheesy choad"?

sounds nasty

Sounds tasty.

Min is the kind of asshole that would dip his sweaty balls in the fondue when no one was looking and run off to snicker in the corner.

Hey, you only go around once. Can't do shit after your dead....in spite of what the asshole theists say.

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With the advent of 'human rights' and such, it becomes very damaging to be publicly seen burning people at the stake.

The only reason xtians stopped....and they are jealous of the muslims' ability to continue getting the dolts to do it.

[downbeatplumb]

Now I need to clean my monitor off.

been cruising porn sites?