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A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 18, 2016 at 5:30 pm
Christian, Muslim, Atheist, Hindu, whatever. None of you can prove I'm not God.
Therefore I am.
If I win, I demand that some of the so called "sluts" on this board start proving that they really are sluts. (Just to me, of course. It's only right, after all - I'm God, remember? I ought to be able to expect some scantily-clad devotion once in a while.)
I will respond to your arguments with the same level of concern and compassion that I give to the prayers of all my adherents (although my snowflake in-tray is a bastard at the moment).
I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty.
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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 18, 2016 at 5:53 pm
(February 18, 2016 at 5:30 pm)FebruaryOfReason Wrote: Christian, Muslim, Atheist, Hindu, whatever. None of you can prove I'm not God.
Therefore I am.
If I win, I demand that some of the so called "sluts" on this board start proving that they really are sluts. (Just to me, of course. It's only right, after all - I'm God, remember? I ought to be able to expect some scantily-clad devotion once in a while.)
I will respond to your arguments with the same level of concern and compassion that I give to the prayers of all my adherents (although my snowflake in-tray is a bastard at the moment).
I'm convinced. *strips down* Take me oh lord!
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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 18, 2016 at 5:55 pm
First of all explain to me what is meant by God.
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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 18, 2016 at 6:01 pm
Do you exist?
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 18, 2016 at 6:13 pm
(February 18, 2016 at 5:30 pm)FebruaryOfReason Wrote: Christian, Muslim, Atheist, Hindu, whatever. None of you can prove I'm not God.
Therefore I am.
If I win, I demand that some of the so called "sluts" on this board start proving that they really are sluts. (Just to me, of course. It's only right, after all - I'm God, remember? I ought to be able to expect some scantily-clad devotion once in a while.)
I will respond to your arguments with the same level of concern and compassion that I give to the prayers of all my adherents (although my snowflake in-tray is a bastard at the moment).
Are you a complete bastard? if the answer is no, then you are not god.
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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 18, 2016 at 7:10 pm
(This post was last modified: February 18, 2016 at 7:12 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Proof That FebruaryOfReason Is Not God
1. Gods are not, by their very nature, amenable to 'proof', as commonly understood.
1a. Concordant with #1, gods rely on the faith of believers to maintain existence.
2. Since proof is the antithesis of faith, a god would not ask to be 'proved' to exist.
3. Thus, no being who demands that others prove It exists could be considered a god.
4. FebruaryOfReason had demanded proof of his divinity.
C. FebruaryOfReason is not God.
check of proof: Human beings have a reasonable case to expect less twatish behaviour from gods. QED.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 18, 2016 at 7:23 pm
We already have a god. His name is Rob (Robvalue). You are not Rob, therefore you are not god. End of story.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 18, 2016 at 7:32 pm
(February 18, 2016 at 5:30 pm)FebruaryOfReason Wrote: Christian, Muslim, Atheist, Hindu, whatever. None of you can prove I'm not God.
Therefore I am.
If I win, I demand that some of the so called "sluts" on this board start proving that they really are sluts. (Just to me, of course. It's only right, after all - I'm God, remember? I ought to be able to expect some scantily-clad devotion once in a while.)
I will respond to your arguments with the same level of concern and compassion that I give to the prayers of all my adherents (although my snowflake in-tray is a bastard at the moment).
What is the correct answer to this question?
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die."
- Abdul Alhazred.
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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 19, 2016 at 2:12 am
(This post was last modified: February 19, 2016 at 2:13 am by Cecelia.)
Proof that you aren't God:
I am the God(dess)
You are not me.
Therefore you are not God.
(Everyone knows if someone asks if you are a god, you say Yes)
The whole tone of Church teaching in regard to woman is, to the last degree, contemptuous and degrading. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton
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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 19, 2016 at 2:25 am
You probably are one of my minor deities, I can't keep track of them all really. I've already proved I'm god several times, here's some quick reminders, with some vids I made a while back! The second video was in response to Evie challenging my crown.
http://youtu.be/vfJPIEasrc8
http://youtu.be/KelxBCg7-gk
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