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RE: Christian Music
June 27, 2016 at 5:21 pm
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White people worship music is a tasteless abomination, wholesale. The only worship music I know that is musically very interesting are African American Gospel songs. I'll still stick with classical sacred music though.
The most satanly catchy contemporary worship song is 'awesome God" (R. Mullins). You'd never hear me say that it's good music, but it is insanely catchy and pushes the right buttons.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Christian Music
June 27, 2016 at 6:06 pm
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I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Christian Music
June 27, 2016 at 6:18 pm
Here's Amazing Grace on the kazoo. It's an improvement.
https://youtu.be/h_xzzOhq8nY
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RE: Christian Music
June 27, 2016 at 6:43 pm
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RE: Christian Music
June 27, 2016 at 6:55 pm
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RE: Christian Music
June 27, 2016 at 7:11 pm
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Christian Music
June 27, 2016 at 7:25 pm
I agree with a comment Bart Simpson made watching a Stryper concert at his church. "All the best music is affiliated with Satan!" I personally prefer older gospel. Wayfaring Stranger is a great song. Amazing Grace is so good when you can't stand your own wretchedness. Makes me laugh.
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RE: Christian Music
June 27, 2016 at 8:54 pm
Of all the musicians on earth, Christian musicians are the only ones that lack God-given talent.
Jesus is like Pinocchio. He's the bastard son of a carpenter. And a liar. And he wishes he was real.
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