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Unexpected level of stupidity
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RE: Unexpected level of stupidity
August 17, 2016 at 5:07 pm
(August 17, 2016 at 3:37 pm)Atheist_BG Wrote: Some of you just seem to refuse to think outside the deity's box, so I give up. As a local saying says - the smarter steps down.

Your smartness is only outweighted by your humility Hilarious
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RE: Unexpected level of stupidity
August 17, 2016 at 5:09 pm (This post was last modified: August 17, 2016 at 5:10 pm by Excited Penguin.)
I think the OP is merely trying to say that the story from the bible was probably inspired by an actual event its authors witnessed.

That's still an unproven claim, but it's certainly plausible.

What's also plausible is that no one event inspired the story, but that the mere knowledge of floods and a hyperactive imagination did.
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RE: Unexpected level of stupidity
August 17, 2016 at 5:11 pm
Sure and most people acknowleged that. But the biblical flood is told to cover the whole world.
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RE: Unexpected level of stupidity
August 17, 2016 at 5:13 pm
The biblical flood never happened. I'm giving him a way out of the mess he created here, it's up to him if he takes it.
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RE: Unexpected level of stupidity
August 17, 2016 at 5:17 pm
Careful EP, or you will be accused of not being able to think outside of the deity's box.
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RE: Unexpected level of stupidity
August 17, 2016 at 5:18 pm
(August 17, 2016 at 5:17 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Careful EP, or you will be accused of not being able to think outside of the deity's box.

I'm pretty sure I can handle him  Wink
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RE: Unexpected level of stupidity
August 17, 2016 at 5:20 pm (This post was last modified: August 17, 2016 at 5:21 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
You know I think that's the third or fourth time I've offered to actually model a flood on these boards and just been left hanging.

Sadface, I like rain.
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RE: Unexpected level of stupidity
August 17, 2016 at 6:45 pm
(August 17, 2016 at 4:55 pm)drfuzzy Wrote: "Think outside the deity's box" - what DOES that mean?

I like to think it means this:

[Image: af891cfdf77786de8eba144678bbfabb.jpg]

but then I would, wouldn't I?
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RE: Unexpected level of stupidity
August 17, 2016 at 6:47 pm
Quote:I think the OP is merely trying to say that the story from the bible was probably inspired by an actual event its authors witnessed.

Stolen from Sumerian mythology ( Atrahasis, Ziusudra, Gilgamesh ).  Exceedingly unlikely that the Judaean desert ever saw enough water to warrant such stories.  No one would ever confuse the Jordan for the Euphrates, Tigris or Nile... all of which did flood.
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RE: Unexpected level of stupidity
August 17, 2016 at 7:00 pm
(August 17, 2016 at 6:45 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(August 17, 2016 at 4:55 pm)drfuzzy Wrote: "Think outside the deity's box" - what DOES that mean?

I like to think it means this:

[Image: af891cfdf77786de8eba144678bbfabb.jpg]

but then I would, wouldn't I?

OMG it's a Sumerian goatse!
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