RE: Someone, Show me Evidence of God.
August 26, 2016 at 5:52 pm
(This post was last modified: August 26, 2016 at 6:06 pm by A Handmaid.)
Challenge accepted.
Of course he exists, it says so in the bible. You can't prove that god doesn't exist!
And if you don't believe me, you're wrong because you're a Nazi Hitler-Sympathiser Anti-American Muslim Terrorist Savage Barbaric ISIS-loving goat-fucking Atheist.
Well, for starters, you should believe in god because in the chance that he exists, you will forever burn in hell, just in case. It's even considered a law!
(Just ignore all the other gods, they are false because I said so)
Also, the Bible can't possibly be made such a long time ago! How did people back then even write such a masterpiece?! They were practically cavemen!(Ignore the epic of Gilgamesh, it's just an elaborate lie made by Atheists, and the civilizations from that period are just lies made by the Terrorist Muslims to make the middle east look better)
And how do you explain all the scientific knowledge in the Bible?!?!?(Ignore all the wrong science and whatever the Communist Anti-American Nazi Atheists say, it's not just a coincidence)
If it were false, why do almost 100 billion people believe in it! We know it is true because it stood the test of time!! Most scientists, according to a 3D dilated pie chart from the 4chan, are Christians!!!! All the best people are doing it, you'd be dumb not to believe in god.
Also, you know the SJW Feminazi Atheists are wrong because they think that abortions and fucking queer people are good, I know right such idiots. Abortions and Faggots are bad because it says so in the Bible!! Atheists can't say whether it's right or wrong because Atheists don't have a code of morality to stand on, maybe one day they'll say that it's ok to fuck someone in the ass, how disgusting is that!?!?!! They also ask why people get deadly diseases, well people who have deadly diseases are just to tests their relatives faith, dumbass atheists.
Don't let them get to you, the lie called evolution doesn't have a single bit of evidence. I have 2 PHDs, in Religion and Philosophy, and people in philosophy don't know any answers, all the "unanswered" questions are answered in the Bible!!
Come join us, little one. Let Jesus embrace you with his arms. We welcome you with open arms.
(Did I do a good job imitating a Christian apologetic? If someone can keep track of how many logical fallacies I used, that'd be great.)