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Uh, need halp, anyone knows what this is?
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RE: Uh, need halp, anyone knows what this is?
September 5, 2016 at 10:12 pm
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RE: Uh, need halp, anyone knows what this is?
September 5, 2016 at 10:38 pm
You're gonna scare him, vorlon

Besides,it's obviously prolapsed ass cancer
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September 5, 2016 at 10:41 pm
Maybe he has a bot fly. ?
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RE: Uh, need halp, anyone knows what this is?
September 5, 2016 at 11:04 pm
What's wrong with having mouth herpes? It's just a cold sore. Go to the doctor and get some cream.
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RE: Uh, need halp, anyone knows what this is?
September 5, 2016 at 11:33 pm
If that's what he thinks it is, some Abreva can clear that up and its OTC. A cold sore is more common than people think.
It could also be just an inconvenient place for acne.
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RE: Uh, need halp, anyone knows what this is?
September 5, 2016 at 11:35 pm
Roz, before we can give you a good internet diagnosis, we've got some further questions.

Do you oink like a bad little piggie when you're having sex?
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RE: Uh, need halp, anyone knows what this is?
September 5, 2016 at 11:38 pm
Impossible to diagnose with just a description. Could be any of a hundred different things. Some would scare the crap out of you and others will make you shrug and get on with your life. Any guesses would likely be wrong.

See a doctor.

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RE: Uh, need halp, anyone knows what this is?
September 5, 2016 at 11:56 pm
(September 5, 2016 at 11:35 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Do you oink like a bad little piggie when you're having sex?

Eh hem... he's 15. Dodgy


Roz, probably a cold sore. You've been sick recently, no?

This is what a cold sore looks like:



If that's what it is, it'll go away in a while, or you can get some topical meds from the drug store.

If that's not what it is, go see a dermatologist.
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RE: Uh, need halp, anyone knows what this is?
September 6, 2016 at 12:24 am
(September 5, 2016 at 11:56 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(September 5, 2016 at 11:35 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Do you oink like a bad little piggie when you're having sex?

Eh hem... he's 15. Dodgy

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RE: Uh, need halp, anyone knows what this is?
September 6, 2016 at 1:41 am
(September 5, 2016 at 11:56 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(September 5, 2016 at 11:35 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Do you oink like a bad little piggie when you're having sex?

Eh hem... he's 15. Dodgy


Roz, probably a cold sore. You've been sick recently, no?

This is what a cold sore looks like:



If that's what it is, it'll go away in a while, or you can get some topical meds from the drug store.

If that's not what it is, go see a dermatologist.

It looks a tad bit like that actually but mine looks significantly milder and the spots are greyish not yellow. Also mine seems to be already declining and going away after one-two days instead of expanding. And apparently you're supposed to feel cold sores before they appear, which I did not. Anyone knows if it's somethin else?

I don't really fear herpes but the social stigma isn't really fun
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