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I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this

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I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this
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I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this
September 6, 2016 at 2:01 am (This post was last modified: September 6, 2016 at 4:56 am by robvalue.)
I never really believed in religiong, but I will start to pray to god so I can have a hot girlfriend like this

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RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this
September 6, 2016 at 2:02 am (This post was last modified: September 6, 2016 at 2:07 am by account_inactive.)
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RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this
September 6, 2016 at 2:38 am
Yea yea we are getting there
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RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this
September 6, 2016 at 2:39 am (This post was last modified: September 6, 2016 at 4:56 am by robvalue.)
(September 6, 2016 at 2:01 am)Tarasoft11 Wrote: I never really believed in religiong, but I will start to pray to god so I can have a hot girlfriend like this

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Hey Tarasoft11,

I really like your post. Thanks for posting here. Do you know how many flavors of skittles exist in the universe?
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RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this
September 6, 2016 at 4:48 am (This post was last modified: September 6, 2016 at 4:51 am by bennyboy.)
Ummmm. . .she has the body of a 13 year-old boy.  Hips are too square, not enough bust/waist/hip ratio.  She looks too much like this except that the ferret's elbows are less pointy and bony:

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I prefer some cushion for the pushin'.
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RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this
September 6, 2016 at 6:42 am
Wtf. /dies ROFLOL
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RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this
September 6, 2016 at 6:43 am
I think she's hot and she has really great hair.
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RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this
September 6, 2016 at 7:43 am
Looks only get a relationship so far. Me personally, having dated and been married, I can tell you, I cant fuck stupid regardless of looks.
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RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this
September 6, 2016 at 7:45 am (This post was last modified: September 6, 2016 at 7:48 am by abaris.)
Threads 7, posts 13. Seems like you're on a sexual innuendo troll spree to me, tara - soft? Well, it is soft. Noone can argue differently. Very soft indeed. What's 11 by the way? A position I should know about?
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RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this
September 6, 2016 at 7:55 am
You know what would be a great girlfriend to have?

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The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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