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I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this
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RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this
September 6, 2016 at 12:41 pm
(September 6, 2016 at 12:25 pm)bennyboy Wrote:
(September 6, 2016 at 11:37 am)Arkilogue Wrote: OP, you go ahead and put that delicate flower back on the mantle.

My lady and I have work to do.

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Now THAT is an ass I can get behind!

Me too, though I must say that some asses just aren't fair. That's one of them.

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RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this
September 6, 2016 at 12:46 pm
I know a girl with a body like that. Nice girl too. I'll ask her if she wants to date some random guy on the internet who is praying to get a date with her. Have to say she's not a fan of desperation though. Or God.
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RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this
September 6, 2016 at 12:53 pm (This post was last modified: September 6, 2016 at 1:03 pm by JuliaL.)
(September 6, 2016 at 2:01 am)Tarasoft11 Wrote: I never really believed in religiong, but I will start to pray to god so I can have a hot girlfriend like this



Congrats-
You are attracted to exactly the expected:
Reproductive age near or slightly before the optimal (23) for reproductive worth.
No obvious sign of ill health or deformity.

Remember there will be a cost.
If sexually successful, you will be on the hook from society & probably your own family to be "responsible."
If you attempt contraception, you will likely fail at some point...Your parents did.
If you follow the usual mammalian male reproductive strategy (knock em up & split) you're going to have to deal with the social repercussions (you jackass.)
If you mature enough to adopt the secondary mammalian reproductive strategy (protect that kid, if you're convinced it's really yours) you should hope that there is a worthy mind behind that face.  50 years with a ditz is really boring.  Or you can get a new one every decade like Trump.  What he will never realize he is missing is 50 years of wonderful shared memories with a great person, an old wife.
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? Huh
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RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this
September 6, 2016 at 12:59 pm
An educated guess as to what Op really is attracted to. Based on all the interesting threads he, she, it opened so far.

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RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this
September 7, 2016 at 12:15 am
(September 6, 2016 at 7:43 am)Brian37 Wrote: Looks only get a relationship so far. Me personally, having dated and been married, I can tell you, I cant fuck stupid regardless of looks.

And yet you voluntarily watch Abba videos.
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RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this
September 7, 2016 at 12:17 am
(September 7, 2016 at 12:15 am)bennyboy Wrote:
(September 6, 2016 at 7:43 am)Brian37 Wrote: Looks only get a relationship so far. Me personally, having dated and been married, I can tell you, I cant fuck stupid regardless of looks.

And yet you voluntarily watch Abba videos.

Savage.
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RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this
September 10, 2016 at 8:33 pm
(September 6, 2016 at 2:01 am)Tarasoft11 Wrote: I never really believed in religiong, but I will start to pray to god so I can have a hot girlfriend like this
This is hot? Apparently you've never seen Shae Summers. Big Grin
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RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this
September 11, 2016 at 12:51 pm
Unless you are equally as hot as that person, you are not going to date them or anybody like them. People date people as attractive as themselves 95% of the time. Even wealthy people mostly date other wealthy people as attractive as themselves.
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RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this
September 11, 2016 at 12:52 pm
(September 6, 2016 at 7:43 am)Brian37 Wrote: Looks only get a relationship so far. Me personally, having dated and been married, I can tell you, I cant fuck stupid regardless of looks.

lol. Okay Brian, whatever.
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RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this
September 11, 2016 at 3:03 pm
(September 11, 2016 at 12:52 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote:
(September 6, 2016 at 7:43 am)Brian37 Wrote: Looks only get a relationship so far. Me personally, having dated and been married, I can tell you, I cant fuck stupid regardless of looks.

lol. Okay Brian, whatever.

I wouldn't say it how He did but I think i agree. I think you're right too, but I think you may not be taking into account that not everyone is attracted to the same things. I don't care about physical appearance much as long as you don't have disgusting teeth.
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