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Current time: January 12, 2025, 7:34 pm

Poll: In-zert questiion here.
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Hammy is Bestest Turtle.
28.57%
2 28.57%
Hammy is a cheeky slimy turtle.
28.57%
2 28.57%
False dichotomy.
14.29%
1 14.29%
Shut up with the "false dichotomy" shit you motherfucking-cunt-of-a turtle!!!
28.57%
2 28.57%
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500th Turtley Thread: You pick for me.
#11
RE: 500th Turtley Thread: You pick for me.
Ohhhhhh maaaaaaaaah gaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!

You're the most adorable thing evaaaah! Tongue

Make a swaggy video! Lol love ya, Hammy!
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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#12
RE: 500th Turtley Thread: You pick for me.
Watched again! Lol!

Cuteness overload!
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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#13
RE: 500th Turtley Thread: You pick for me.
Get a hotel. Big Grin
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#14
RE: 500th Turtley Thread: You pick for me.
You're cuter. You're more adorable. And you don't even realize it I think Big Grin

Oh ummmmmmm sure I'll totally make a swaggy video but what does that mean? I have so little swag I don't know what it is other than "that thing that is kind of like being cool and MCB has quite a bit of but Mama/Ivy has a million billion times more (no offense MCB/Steely, Mama is the swag-queen Ivy is the bees knees dogs bollocks mutt's nuts and the motherfucking amazeballs queen of deliciousness and awesomesauce): So yeah.................. will you teach me how to swag?

Sure I'll make a swaggy video what does it involve?

Polyamorous and loyal turtle. Love never dies. Always in my heart all who I have loved and hope and bliss for all spread the love around increase the love other stuff that I say when I'm drunk and HAPPY AS FUCK: -- <<<< insert it here. Insert here the other stuff I say when happy and drunk as fuck.
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#15
RE: 500th Turtley Thread: You pick for me.
Hmmm I have been sweating and now I smell like the taste of chicken.

That's either disgusting or worth eating up.

I'd happily be eaten by certain peeps with vaginas.
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#16
RE: 500th Turtley Thread: You pick for me.
In honor of 500 posts why not the "Slimey Turtley Dance of the 500 Veils" ! It might take a while but we could fast forward through the slow parts.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#17
RE: 500th Turtley Thread: You pick for me.
ROFLOL


You're funny. Drunk and funny. I don't understand half the things you said, but kewl. Lol!

I don't know. Make a video sending your love to all your friends. That should be cute. Cuter.  Tongue
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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#18
RE: 500th Turtley Thread: You pick for me.
Hahaa let's do it while I'm still drunk as fuck.

You'er too awesome for life Ivy.... wow love ya here is hugs:

Cuddle Cuddle Cuddle

Group Hug
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#19
RE: 500th Turtley Thread: You pick for me.
Okay I can send love to all my friends but that would be a very short video "I love all my friends" You're all awesome!" so like can I also do random ramblings and shit? LOL I know why am I asking you it will be my video? LOL yes but the thing is Ivy I just want to please you.
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#20
RE: 500th Turtley Thread: You pick for me.
(September 17, 2016 at 12:53 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Okay I can send love to all my friends but that would be a very short video "I love all my friends" You're all awesome!" so like can I also do random ramblings and shit? LOL I know why am I asking you it will be my video? LOL yes but the thing is Ivy I just want to please you.

Rambles, hammy stuffs, anything! Mention Rob! Big Grin
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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