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Do sperm have souls?

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Do sperm have souls?
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Do sperm have souls?
October 1, 2016 at 7:38 pm
They are alive, can move and seem to want to swim against the force of gravity.  Do they have immortal souls?  Is there a Heaven for good sperm, a hell for bad ones?
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RE: Do sperm have souls?
October 1, 2016 at 7:44 pm
Nope. They don't wear shoes.

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RE: Do sperm have souls?
October 1, 2016 at 7:45 pm
My sperm has soul. I'm just saying...
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RE: Do sperm have souls?
October 1, 2016 at 7:47 pm
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RE: Do sperm have souls?
October 1, 2016 at 7:50 pm (This post was last modified: October 1, 2016 at 8:11 pm by cactus.)
Yes, sperm have souls.  The sinners are punished in 2 different ways:
1.  Banished into an ovum and forced to inhabit the Earth as a filthy human.
2. Ejected from heaven through the urethra, only to wither and die alone in the filthy human world.
If we came from dust, then why is there still dust?
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RE: Do sperm have souls?
October 1, 2016 at 7:56 pm
Hell no, sperm don't have souls. Neither do ova, which are also alive and move.
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RE: Do sperm have souls?
October 1, 2016 at 8:10 pm
For having no souls, they sure are motivated! :rimshot:
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RE: Do sperm have souls?
October 1, 2016 at 8:47 pm
Does sperm in Korea count?
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RE: Do sperm have souls?
October 1, 2016 at 8:51 pm
(October 1, 2016 at 8:47 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Does sperm in Korea count?

Backwards if they are northerly sperm.
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RE: Do sperm have souls?
October 1, 2016 at 8:56 pm
(October 1, 2016 at 8:47 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Does sperm in Korea count?

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