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RE: TheOnion - Too Close To The Truth For Comfort
October 27, 2016 at 3:07 pm
The Onion often unfortunately gets it right. Like when W was elected the Onion proudly proclaimed "Our long national nightmare of peace and prosperity is over!"
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RE: TheOnion - Too Close To The Truth For Comfort
October 27, 2016 at 4:19 pm
We have a huge picture of christ at our polling place. That should be sufficient.
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RE: TheOnion - Too Close To The Truth For Comfort
October 28, 2016 at 3:10 pm
(October 27, 2016 at 4:19 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: We have a huge picture of christ at our polling place. That should be sufficient.
And I bet it's the white, blonde haired, blue eyed Jesus picture, isn't it? Because to claim that someone born in the Middle East would look like someone from the Middle East is blasphemy!
Remember Megyn Kelly's quote: "Jesus was white!"
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RE: TheOnion - Too Close To The Truth For Comfort
October 28, 2016 at 3:20 pm
(October 28, 2016 at 3:10 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: (October 27, 2016 at 4:19 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: We have a huge picture of christ at our polling place. That should be sufficient.
And I bet it's the white, blonde haired, blue eyed Jesus picture, isn't it? Because to claim that someone born in the Middle East would look like someone from the Middle East is blasphemy!
Remember Megyn Kelly's quote: "Jesus was white!"
Why yes it is. But then he has to be white to be pure, right? You forgot the heavenly glow in the background plus the stare, both comforting and menacing at the same time. Just give me the willies.
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RE: TheOnion - Too Close To The Truth For Comfort
October 28, 2016 at 3:34 pm
(October 28, 2016 at 3:26 pm)Drich Wrote: (October 27, 2016 at 4:19 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: We have a huge picture of christ at our polling place. That should be sufficient.
Indeed
Indeed what?
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