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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 22, 2016 at 3:20 pm


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 23, 2016 at 1:20 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 23, 2016 at 1:26 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 23, 2016 at 1:33 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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November 23, 2016 at 1:38 pm
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November 23, 2016 at 2:02 pm
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November 23, 2016 at 3:21 pm
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November 23, 2016 at 3:26 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 23, 2016 at 3:42 pm
an oldie but a goodie:

An out-of-towner accidentally drove his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily a farmer happened by with his big old horse named Benny. The man asked for help. The farmer said Benny could pull his car out. So he backed Benny up and hitched him to the man's car bumper. Then he yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull." Benny didn't move. Then he yelled, "Come on, pull Ranger." Still, Benny didn't move. Then he yelled really loud, "Now pull, Fred, pull hard." Benny just stood. Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Okay, Benny, pull." Benny pulled the car out of the ditch. The man was very appreciative but curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times. The farmer said, "Oh, Benny is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling he wouldn't even try."
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November 24, 2016 at 6:04 pm
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