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The reason why religious people think we eat babies
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The reason why religious people think we eat babies
December 1, 2016 at 9:01 am
I've always wondered why religitards think we eat babies. Now I know why - because they do it. It's written in their Book of stupidity (a.k.a the Bible).

Quote:Lamentations 4:10

With their own hands compassionate women
have cooked their own children,
who became their food
when my people were destroyed.

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RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies
December 1, 2016 at 9:04 am
Lamentations?!

I am blissfully out of the Christian loop.
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RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies
December 1, 2016 at 9:21 am
Maybe because we do?
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RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies
December 1, 2016 at 9:30 am
Well at least we don't make money on sick babies

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies
December 1, 2016 at 10:56 am
(December 1, 2016 at 9:21 am)RozKek Wrote: Maybe because we do?

I've got a nice Catholic infant (baptized of course) in the slow cooker right now.
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RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies
December 1, 2016 at 11:08 am
You mean... we don't? *hides partially eaten baby leg*
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RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies
December 1, 2016 at 11:20 am
We make no effort to hide it. But they just can't come to our BBQ's unless they spit on the cross. Tradition!
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RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies
December 1, 2016 at 11:24 am
(December 1, 2016 at 11:08 am)Doubting Thomas Wrote: You mean... we don't?  *hides partially eaten baby leg*

you better brought enough for all of us

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RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies
December 1, 2016 at 11:34 am
Babies, you fuckers are sick, barbecue kittens are the only thing any sane atheist eats.
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RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies
December 1, 2016 at 11:35 am (This post was last modified: December 1, 2016 at 1:25 pm by ApeNotKillApe.)
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